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Title: 7 Little Drabbles
Summary: More drabbles in the wonderful world of Foreign!Critic
Disclaimer: None of the characters here belong to me, they belong to the wonderful people at tgwtg.com. Lines in italic are someone speaking in another language.
Proposal
The Critic and Nerd were heading back to America. They had just spend a week filled with fun and video games. They were walking towards their gate when Critic stopped the Nerd,
“I want to do one last thing before we head back to the States,”
Nerd was about to protest about what could it fucking possibly be when the Critic got down on one knee and took out a ring, Some people noticed what was going on and stopped to see what the outcome would be,
“I’ll cut to the chase here, Nerd will you marry me?”
Nerd was very surprised,
“Of course I’ll fucking marry you, you shitstain,” Nerd said as he grabbed the Critic into a hug and kissing him.
The small crowd around them cheered..
Lost in the Moment
“I can’t believe my little boy is finally getting married,” That Other Guy said in a mock women’s voice. He was in the dressing room helping Critic get ready for the wedding, “My little boy is all grown up and now about to be married to a nice American boy,”
Critic just shot his other brother an annoyed look, “Stop using that voice you moron,” The Other Guy just laugh as Critic took one last look in the mirror.
A few seconds later Critic found himself at the beginning of the aisle holding onto his brother’s shoulder as the older one was giving him away. Critic looked down and saw the man he was about to be married to at the alter. He looked so beautiful standing up there to the Critic.
“You’re ready?”
“Of course I am you idiot,”
Before he knew it he was up at the alter standing face to face with the Nerd. They then said their vows and Critic did one better to elicit a huge grin on the Nerd’s face when he did his vows in his South African accent.
The Nerd did likewise with his New Jersey accent.
They finally kissed a minute later.
Just a normal day in Philadelphia
“Say that again you fucking jackass! You douchebag son of a...”
The Nerd walked into the living room with a video game in his hand when he heard the Critic swearing in another language. He was used to the Critic yelling in his native tongue into the cellphone from time to time.
Critic was walking around the room when the Nerd walked in,
“Let me guess, Dominic?” Nerd interjected, causing his now husband to turn around
“Yeah,”
Nerd laughed as he showed him the video game, which was ET, “I was thinking we can review this fucker next,”
“I know you don’t speak English that well you pompous moron! Yes I think that would be a great fucking idea! The fans would love that,” Critic answered while purposely talking loud enough for his cousin on the other line to hear.
“Yeah they would, they been fucking waiting for the damn review. Oh and I was thinking of inviting...”
“Oh shut up you damn prick! I don’t fucking give a crap about what you and your sophisticated friends did in Sun City! ...Who are you thinking of inviting?”
“Spoony and Insano and I was also thinking....”
“Why do you want to know how Ask That Guy is doing?”
“...of doing a skit,”
“That’s a great idea. Isn’t this the game that was...You want to do what with him!?.....no I don’t care how much money you got by manipulating people last summer!...buried somewhere in New Mexico?”
“Hahaha yep!”
“Then how about not only we review the game but....No! I don’t want you and Ask That Guy to come over here just so you can open up a bar and con people!......and stop insulting America!....We also go and search for it just for the fucking hell of it!.....Why don’t you just fucking do it to the drunks there, you do it already you bastard!”
“You know, I think that would be a fucking good idea to do that...”
“Yes, Ask That Guy is good at.....what makes you think he wants to work with you, he has his own bar!”
“...plus we can fucking destroy all the motherfucking copies we find down there, what do you think?”
“I love your fucking mind Nerd!....You are an goddamn idiot and I hate you!.....Lets go write the script right now!” Critic said, hanging up on Dominic.
Yep, it was just another day for them in the city of brotherly love.
Pop song
It was quiet an interesting and funny sight, Film Brain and Critic singing a pop song. An NSYNC song to be more precise.
Nerd and Cinema Snob couldn't help but laugh as the other two were dancing around and belting out the tune,
".....it's tearing up my heart when I'm with you......but when we are apart I feel it too....."
"They are actually pretty good," Snob commented as the Nerd nodded while chuckling.
"....and no matter what I do I feel the pain....with or without you...."
The two stood there smiling and laughing as "Justin" and "JC" kept singing.
Translations
The Nerd didn't completely understand what he just said that made the Critic burst out in laughter,
"Whats so funny shitmonkey?"
"You didn't say it right,"
"Well what the fucking hell did I say then fuckfart?"
"You just told her that you pleasure yourself with video games a lot,"
Critic laughed some more when the Nerd's face suddenly became beet red.
"Don't worry about it, come here," Critic said, as he pulled the Nerd into a kiss.
Similar
The twins, Linkara, Critic and Nerd were walking down a street in New York City, just looking around and seeing what they could see in their spare time. They were all down there for 2 weeks as guests at a convention.
Nerd and Spoony were talking about FF 9 while Critic was making Insano and Linkara laugh by singing the AT4W theme song in his native language. Linkara even started singing the English version alongside him, making the scientist giggle even louder.
After a minute of looking around, Insano then feeling all giddy and high suddenly ran up ahead and stood under a sign a few feet ahead.
“Critic is singing in Sotho....while walking down Soho,” Insano then said pointing to the sign above him which sure enough said Soho.
Everyone cracked up.
Winter Wonderland
“It worked! It worked! Everybody come outside, one of my inventions actually worked!” Insano was yelling one day.
Critic, Nerd and Linkara were spending a few days down in Arizona with the twins. Insano had got up one of the nights to test one of his inventions, a snow machine that was supposed to make it snow in only Mesa. He had gotten up the next morning and went downstairs to check.
“It actually snowed outside!”
Insano then heard the pounding noises of Critic running out of his room and down the stairs like a little kid. He then opened the front door to see a field of white on the front lawn.
“It really did snow, it really fucking snow haha,” Critic then ran pass an equally as happy Insano to the bottom of the stairs, “Insano right everybody! Come and see for yourselves!”
Critic then ran out the front door followed by Insano who both started playing in the snow. The others, still feeling a little sleepy and yawning, came down to see what was going on.
“Holy motherfucking....it did fucking snow,” came the voice of the Nerd, who was standing on the porch as Spoony and Linkara caught up with him.
“Your brother was actually successful at something in a while for once,” Linkara stated before walking out and joining the fun.
Spoony then joined them while the Nerd was still standing. He couldn’t help but be amazed at how much snow there was. It reminded him of that fucking snowstorm up in Philadelphia that one year.
He was about to join them in what appeared to be the start of a snowball fight when his cellphone rang, it was That Other Guy,
“Hello, its the fucking Nerd,”
“Hello...um...did Insano use any of his invention recently?”
“Yeah, why do you want to know?” Nerd was confused. He watched as Spoony and Linkara were on one side and Critic and Insano were on the other pelting each other with snowballs.
“Guess what the fucking weather is here?”
“Um...you live in fucking Seattle so I guess rain and....”
“I’m visiting Ask That Guy,” came the voice on the other side, “That snowball better not have a knife in it!”
Nerd thought for a second before realizing what happened. Meanwhile That Other Guy was yelling in another language that he had taught the boys when they were younger as the neighborhood Ask That Guy lives in, the majority of the kids didn’t know how to speak that particular one.
“It snowed there, didn’t it?” Nerd finally said, as Critic’s older brother confirmed it, “Is it bad?”
“There was a blizzard last night. I only know cause my body is still on Seattle time,”
The Nerd then went to the living room and turned on the news. Apparently it didn’t snow in just Arizona and South Africa or well all of Africa, it snowed in the rest of the southern states, South America, Southern Asia, in fact the Nerd just safely assumed it snowed in areas where it was hot or mostly hot all year around.
“Holy goddamn fucking piece of shit,” Nerd exclaimed as he was watching the pictures of snow covered cities. “So how are you guys...”
“Alright. Me and Ask That Guy showed the kids the fun stuff they can do in the snow. I have to keep telling him not to hide sharp things in the snowballs like he used to do back in Chicago though,”
“Oh ok,” Nerd chuckled as That Other Guy yelled at his younger brother yet again, “I think I remember Insano saying it will last about 3 days before it melts so do you guys need any help or something?”
“No, we’ll manage. Some guy actually has a snow plow here that he brought from Canada a few years ago. Couldn’t get rid of it as he built it apparently.”
Nerd said his goodbyes and hung up as Critic was just coming inside.
“Aren’t you gonna come out and join the fun?” Critic then asked, “We’re building this huge snow fort thing,”
“I am but your older brother called. It not only snowed here ,but in all the areas where its too warm or mostly too warm for snow.”
Critic face went up in surprised, “Really?” He couldn’t help but laugh,”
“Yeah,”
“Well I hope Ask That Guy isn’t hiding anything in the snowballs like he used to do in Chicago,” Critic stated as he and Nerd went outside to join the fun.
Summary: More drabbles in the wonderful world of Foreign!Critic
Disclaimer: None of the characters here belong to me, they belong to the wonderful people at tgwtg.com. Lines in italic are someone speaking in another language.
Proposal
The Critic and Nerd were heading back to America. They had just spend a week filled with fun and video games. They were walking towards their gate when Critic stopped the Nerd,
“I want to do one last thing before we head back to the States,”
Nerd was about to protest about what could it fucking possibly be when the Critic got down on one knee and took out a ring, Some people noticed what was going on and stopped to see what the outcome would be,
“I’ll cut to the chase here, Nerd will you marry me?”
Nerd was very surprised,
“Of course I’ll fucking marry you, you shitstain,” Nerd said as he grabbed the Critic into a hug and kissing him.
The small crowd around them cheered..
Lost in the Moment
“I can’t believe my little boy is finally getting married,” That Other Guy said in a mock women’s voice. He was in the dressing room helping Critic get ready for the wedding, “My little boy is all grown up and now about to be married to a nice American boy,”
Critic just shot his other brother an annoyed look, “Stop using that voice you moron,” The Other Guy just laugh as Critic took one last look in the mirror.
A few seconds later Critic found himself at the beginning of the aisle holding onto his brother’s shoulder as the older one was giving him away. Critic looked down and saw the man he was about to be married to at the alter. He looked so beautiful standing up there to the Critic.
“You’re ready?”
“Of course I am you idiot,”
Before he knew it he was up at the alter standing face to face with the Nerd. They then said their vows and Critic did one better to elicit a huge grin on the Nerd’s face when he did his vows in his South African accent.
The Nerd did likewise with his New Jersey accent.
They finally kissed a minute later.
Just a normal day in Philadelphia
“Say that again you fucking jackass! You douchebag son of a...”
The Nerd walked into the living room with a video game in his hand when he heard the Critic swearing in another language. He was used to the Critic yelling in his native tongue into the cellphone from time to time.
Critic was walking around the room when the Nerd walked in,
“Let me guess, Dominic?” Nerd interjected, causing his now husband to turn around
“Yeah,”
Nerd laughed as he showed him the video game, which was ET, “I was thinking we can review this fucker next,”
“I know you don’t speak English that well you pompous moron! Yes I think that would be a great fucking idea! The fans would love that,” Critic answered while purposely talking loud enough for his cousin on the other line to hear.
“Yeah they would, they been fucking waiting for the damn review. Oh and I was thinking of inviting...”
“Oh shut up you damn prick! I don’t fucking give a crap about what you and your sophisticated friends did in Sun City! ...Who are you thinking of inviting?”
“Spoony and Insano and I was also thinking....”
“Why do you want to know how Ask That Guy is doing?”
“...of doing a skit,”
“That’s a great idea. Isn’t this the game that was...You want to do what with him!?.....no I don’t care how much money you got by manipulating people last summer!...buried somewhere in New Mexico?”
“Hahaha yep!”
“Then how about not only we review the game but....No! I don’t want you and Ask That Guy to come over here just so you can open up a bar and con people!......and stop insulting America!....We also go and search for it just for the fucking hell of it!.....Why don’t you just fucking do it to the drunks there, you do it already you bastard!”
“You know, I think that would be a fucking good idea to do that...”
“Yes, Ask That Guy is good at.....what makes you think he wants to work with you, he has his own bar!”
“...plus we can fucking destroy all the motherfucking copies we find down there, what do you think?”
“I love your fucking mind Nerd!....You are an goddamn idiot and I hate you!.....Lets go write the script right now!” Critic said, hanging up on Dominic.
Yep, it was just another day for them in the city of brotherly love.
Pop song
It was quiet an interesting and funny sight, Film Brain and Critic singing a pop song. An NSYNC song to be more precise.
Nerd and Cinema Snob couldn't help but laugh as the other two were dancing around and belting out the tune,
".....it's tearing up my heart when I'm with you......but when we are apart I feel it too....."
"They are actually pretty good," Snob commented as the Nerd nodded while chuckling.
"....and no matter what I do I feel the pain....with or without you...."
The two stood there smiling and laughing as "Justin" and "JC" kept singing.
Translations
The Nerd didn't completely understand what he just said that made the Critic burst out in laughter,
"Whats so funny shitmonkey?"
"You didn't say it right,"
"Well what the fucking hell did I say then fuckfart?"
"You just told her that you pleasure yourself with video games a lot,"
Critic laughed some more when the Nerd's face suddenly became beet red.
"Don't worry about it, come here," Critic said, as he pulled the Nerd into a kiss.
Similar
The twins, Linkara, Critic and Nerd were walking down a street in New York City, just looking around and seeing what they could see in their spare time. They were all down there for 2 weeks as guests at a convention.
Nerd and Spoony were talking about FF 9 while Critic was making Insano and Linkara laugh by singing the AT4W theme song in his native language. Linkara even started singing the English version alongside him, making the scientist giggle even louder.
After a minute of looking around, Insano then feeling all giddy and high suddenly ran up ahead and stood under a sign a few feet ahead.
“Critic is singing in Sotho....while walking down Soho,” Insano then said pointing to the sign above him which sure enough said Soho.
Everyone cracked up.
Winter Wonderland
“It worked! It worked! Everybody come outside, one of my inventions actually worked!” Insano was yelling one day.
Critic, Nerd and Linkara were spending a few days down in Arizona with the twins. Insano had got up one of the nights to test one of his inventions, a snow machine that was supposed to make it snow in only Mesa. He had gotten up the next morning and went downstairs to check.
“It actually snowed outside!”
Insano then heard the pounding noises of Critic running out of his room and down the stairs like a little kid. He then opened the front door to see a field of white on the front lawn.
“It really did snow, it really fucking snow haha,” Critic then ran pass an equally as happy Insano to the bottom of the stairs, “Insano right everybody! Come and see for yourselves!”
Critic then ran out the front door followed by Insano who both started playing in the snow. The others, still feeling a little sleepy and yawning, came down to see what was going on.
“Holy motherfucking....it did fucking snow,” came the voice of the Nerd, who was standing on the porch as Spoony and Linkara caught up with him.
“Your brother was actually successful at something in a while for once,” Linkara stated before walking out and joining the fun.
Spoony then joined them while the Nerd was still standing. He couldn’t help but be amazed at how much snow there was. It reminded him of that fucking snowstorm up in Philadelphia that one year.
He was about to join them in what appeared to be the start of a snowball fight when his cellphone rang, it was That Other Guy,
“Hello, its the fucking Nerd,”
“Hello...um...did Insano use any of his invention recently?”
“Yeah, why do you want to know?” Nerd was confused. He watched as Spoony and Linkara were on one side and Critic and Insano were on the other pelting each other with snowballs.
“Guess what the fucking weather is here?”
“Um...you live in fucking Seattle so I guess rain and....”
“I’m visiting Ask That Guy,” came the voice on the other side, “That snowball better not have a knife in it!”
Nerd thought for a second before realizing what happened. Meanwhile That Other Guy was yelling in another language that he had taught the boys when they were younger as the neighborhood Ask That Guy lives in, the majority of the kids didn’t know how to speak that particular one.
“It snowed there, didn’t it?” Nerd finally said, as Critic’s older brother confirmed it, “Is it bad?”
“There was a blizzard last night. I only know cause my body is still on Seattle time,”
The Nerd then went to the living room and turned on the news. Apparently it didn’t snow in just Arizona and South Africa or well all of Africa, it snowed in the rest of the southern states, South America, Southern Asia, in fact the Nerd just safely assumed it snowed in areas where it was hot or mostly hot all year around.
“Holy goddamn fucking piece of shit,” Nerd exclaimed as he was watching the pictures of snow covered cities. “So how are you guys...”
“Alright. Me and Ask That Guy showed the kids the fun stuff they can do in the snow. I have to keep telling him not to hide sharp things in the snowballs like he used to do back in Chicago though,”
“Oh ok,” Nerd chuckled as That Other Guy yelled at his younger brother yet again, “I think I remember Insano saying it will last about 3 days before it melts so do you guys need any help or something?”
“No, we’ll manage. Some guy actually has a snow plow here that he brought from Canada a few years ago. Couldn’t get rid of it as he built it apparently.”
Nerd said his goodbyes and hung up as Critic was just coming inside.
“Aren’t you gonna come out and join the fun?” Critic then asked, “We’re building this huge snow fort thing,”
“I am but your older brother called. It not only snowed here ,but in all the areas where its too warm or mostly too warm for snow.”
Critic face went up in surprised, “Really?” He couldn’t help but laugh,”
“Yeah,”
“Well I hope Ask That Guy isn’t hiding anything in the snowballs like he used to do in Chicago,” Critic stated as he and Nerd went outside to join the fun.
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