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Title: 10 more short stories
Pairing: Critic/Nerd
Summary: 10 more stories set in the Foriegn!Critic verse
Disclaimer: The usual characters are not mine and might be some typos. Might be some OOC'ness and you might want to read Citizenship before reading this.
Temperature
It was a cool late March day and the snow was almost gone. Critic was the first to get up before Nerd and Insano. The latter was staying with them for an Evil Scientist convention.
Insano was the second to come down, walking into the kitchen where the Critic was
“Hello Critic,”
“Why hello, my good man of science! Guess what!”
“What?”
“Its 32 degrees and its gonna be hot!”
Insano looked at him in confusion before it dawned on him
“You thinking Celsius, its gonna be cold,”
“I’m never wrong you fuck shit, its hot today!”
“Cold!”
“Hot!”
“Cold and I’ll prove it! With my thermometer of SCIENCE!” Insano stated, before whipping out said device and running out the front door.
“HA! I was right! Its cold!” Insano yelled as Critic was running towards him, “Mwahaha I was right for once!”
“What? How can it be cold you assfuck!”
“Cause in the the US we use Fahrenheit, you colossal idiot”
“Hey! You take that back you pile of shitty excuse for a scienctist!”
“NEVER!” By this time Insano had started to run down the sidewalk
“Get back here! Critic yelled before following him.
The Nerd was standing by the doorway laughing.
Vacation
Linkara and the Nerd were standing before the smoulderig remains of an abandoned school. He, Nerd, Insano, and Critic decided to take a trip to Critic's old hometown one summer.
"Why couldn't he just stayed back in Arizona?" Linkara said rhetorically, covering his face with one of his hands.
"Wow. That was the biggest fucking piece of shit I have ever fucking seen," Nerd said.
Insano had helped Critic blew up his old school.
House sitting
Insano and Spoony were spending a month in Philadelphia, house sitting while Nerd, Critic and Linkara were at the FIFA Conference. Insano was sitting on the couch in the living room watching TV looking disappointed while Spoony and Angry Joe, who just showed up one day for no reason, were in the hallway.
“So you think this is gonna cheer him up?”
“Yeah,” Spoony was dressed up as Linkara, “So we meet again Dr. Insano! How dare you come under my ruff,” he had jumped into the living room.
“Spoony?!? Why are you dressed like Linkara?”
“You said you were looking forward to the usual battle with him. So I thought...”
Meanwhile halfway across the world, Linkara was watching an new video,
“I am going to kill those two,”
Embarrassed
Film Brain and Critic were at a food court in some random mall in America, talking while their boyfriends were getting lunch.
“Did you get all the questions right on your citizenship test?” Film Brain asked,
“I got one wrong,”
“Really? What was the question?”
“It’s not important,”
Film Brain just let out a small laugh, “Its ok. You can tell me,”
“I don’t want to tell you,”
“The question was how many states does America have?” The Nerd said, as he and Cinema Snob came back with their lunch, causing them to chuckle,
“Oh thanks a lot fuckshit!”
Dartboard
“How did you guys fucking choose Chicago anyway?” Nerd asked one day.
They were both sitting on the couch in the basement playing some videos games.
“We just some darts at a map of the United States,”
The Nerd laugh as Critic explained, “That Other Guy gave each of us a dart as well as one for himself. Me and Ask That Guy went first. He’s landed on some small town in Montana, mine on Nashville.”
The Critic then went on to say that he and his twin started arguing saying each other choice fucking sucks and the city each of them chose was better for 2 minutes before That Other Guy threw his dart and it landed on Chicago.
“....and he said we’re going to his choice cause he’s the oldest and just promptly walked out.”
Foreign Boy(Nerd and Critic meets each other)
The Nerd was walking through the hallway to his room when he spotted a good looking man in a hotel somewhere in Nashville,
The man was swearing and the Nerd had a foreign accent kink
“I take it you not from here?”
“No. Why do you...” the sentence was cut off by the Nerd bringing his head in for a kiss.
“I’m the fucking Nerd.”
*kiss*
“Call me Critic,”
*kiss*
“Where were you born?”
*kiss*
“South Africa,”
*kiss*
“Foreign boys makes me hot, come with me shitfucker,”
The Nerd then proceeded to lead Critic down the hallway to his room by the tie he had on.
What You Really Are
Insano wasn’t really feeling up to anything one day so Spoony had suggested going to see a movie. 2 hours later he came back to the house.
“How was the movie?” Spoony asked, opening the door and letting his twin brother in.
“It was great, I liked it,”
“You don’t sound excited though?”
“I’ll be in my room until dinner,” Insano merely said, sounding depressed.
At dinner Insano was resting his hand on his head and playing with his food with the fork in the other.
“Did something happened today?”
The question went unanswered as Insano just kept looking at his food.
“Do you think I’m....sadistically evil?”
Spoony’s head shot up, “What? No! Why?”
“The movie. One of the antagonists looked like me and well he did experiments on the others against their will. Like take the leader of the Tandem, metal with a bunch of protrusions all up in arms and had metal on his jaw. Theres was this other guy that had a metal claw with a bunch of needles or something, he was afraid to hug someone.
“Oh I see,”
“There was someone who reminded me of Linkara, but he had grey skin or something with black veins and his humanity was gone. And...and half of them had a mind controlling chip inserted into their brains and they were forced to fight the ones whose chips got shorted out. Not only that but they were made immortals”
A bit of silence filled the room, “Just because one of the evil characters looked like you doesn’t mean...”
“He even had the goggles Spoony,”
“That still doesn’t mean the writers based him off of you,”
“I don’t know. Maybe someone spied on me or someone heard of me and told one of the writers about me. He along with the other villain, even kidnapped one of the characters and tortured him,”
“You’re not evil or I should say truly evil. I mean you don’t go out killing innocent people right?”
“No,”
“Nor hurt children,”
By this time Spoony had gotten out his cellphone and called Linkara and put it on speaker phone for both of them to hear.
“Hello Spoony,”
“Hi Link, listen have you seen that movie about a war in space between different factions?”
“Yeah I have. Great movie, I think Nerd and Critic are planning on reviewing it. Why?”
“My twin brother thinks they based one of the villains off of him,”
“Nah, tell him to don’t worry about it. I mean yes we have our hero and villain fights but I know deep down he’ll won’t do anything horribly evil. He’s really a good hearted person. The worst I can see him do his use that device that freezes people in motion or hypnotize people to do something stupid but harmless. Even then he said he doesn’t feel right using it on children and the elderly. I mean the last time we had our battle, he told me to stop for a second while he went and used his stop motion device to stop an ice cream truck to buy another ice cream for a little girl cause the one she had fell.”
“Ok thanks Linkara.” Spoony said, before closing the phone. Insano was finally smiling for the first time since he got home.
“And also you told me that you wouldn’t hurt someone except for in defense.”
“So I am really good hearted?”
“Who was it that I caught entertaining the kids at the Children Hospital?”
To Help Out A Friend
“Linkara whats going on?” Insano had asked. He, Linkara and Spoony had been called up per Nerd’s request and they had been let in by the comic reviewer, “Did the Nerd wanted to do a mock battle or something?”
“They told Critic he had to go back by tomorrow,”
“How come?” Spoony asked, shocked.
“Ask That Guy dressed up as him. Nothing more needs to be said,” Linkara replied.
“Is there anything we can do?” Spoony broke the silence after a minute,
“Well I brought my neutralizer. Its in the car.”
Insano had then ran out to get the device out of the trunk while the two others were watching from the doorway.
“That’s nicely convenient” Linkara stated, knowing what Insano was planning.
“He thought there was gonna be a mock battle,”
Insano found the device and then ran into the house. He was told the others were in the kitchen as he ran past Spoony and Linkara.
Nerd and Critic were hugging each other tightly, crying,
“I don’t want to go back, I want to stay with you.”
“I know, I know. Oh hey Insano.”
“Hey, um I have an idea,” Insano held up the mind erasing device. Linkara and Spoony showing up behind him.
Nerd just looked at them, a look of hope on his face.
A day or two later a huge party was held for Insano as thanks to him, Critic was now able to stay in America with his partner.
4th of July
Critic, Nerd, Spoony and Insano were in downtown Mesa, getting supplies for the Indenpedence Day party they were going to have. Linkara and Angry Joe were planning to arrive later, along with the other contributors.
“Me and Nerd will go across the street to get the food. You two get the fireworks,” Spoony instructed before the four split up.
“Ok, we should go all out this year Critic! Get the biggest, baddest explosions they have! After all this is your first 4th of July as an American,”
“True, so what fucking kind should we get Dr. Insano?” Critic was getting excited as a little boy.
“Glad you ask!”
A few hours later, everyone found themselves running out the house to see what the noise was, only to find Critic and Insano standing before a huge crater in the backyard. The crater part was made more or less by Insano’s own fireworks that he created.
“Next year I’m putting Linkara in charge,” muttered Spoony.
Singing
Nerd and Critic were walking down one of the paths in the park in Philadelphia.
“Why don’t you fucking sing for me ass shit?”
“What! Are you fucking batshit crazy? You know I don’t sing in public fuckfart!”
“Oh come on! No one is pretty much here you fucking shitstain! And besides.....” Critic had paused for a second, before looking down at his feet,
“Well what? Beside what asshole?
“I think your voice is hot ok,”
The Nerd smiled, “Alright, but nobody hears about this, you got it cocksucker?
The Critic nodded and enjoyed a rendition of a love song.
Pairing: Critic/Nerd
Summary: 10 more stories set in the Foriegn!Critic verse
Disclaimer: The usual characters are not mine and might be some typos. Might be some OOC'ness and you might want to read Citizenship before reading this.
Temperature
It was a cool late March day and the snow was almost gone. Critic was the first to get up before Nerd and Insano. The latter was staying with them for an Evil Scientist convention.
Insano was the second to come down, walking into the kitchen where the Critic was
“Hello Critic,”
“Why hello, my good man of science! Guess what!”
“What?”
“Its 32 degrees and its gonna be hot!”
Insano looked at him in confusion before it dawned on him
“You thinking Celsius, its gonna be cold,”
“I’m never wrong you fuck shit, its hot today!”
“Cold!”
“Hot!”
“Cold and I’ll prove it! With my thermometer of SCIENCE!” Insano stated, before whipping out said device and running out the front door.
“HA! I was right! Its cold!” Insano yelled as Critic was running towards him, “Mwahaha I was right for once!”
“What? How can it be cold you assfuck!”
“Cause in the the US we use Fahrenheit, you colossal idiot”
“Hey! You take that back you pile of shitty excuse for a scienctist!”
“NEVER!” By this time Insano had started to run down the sidewalk
“Get back here! Critic yelled before following him.
The Nerd was standing by the doorway laughing.
Vacation
Linkara and the Nerd were standing before the smoulderig remains of an abandoned school. He, Nerd, Insano, and Critic decided to take a trip to Critic's old hometown one summer.
"Why couldn't he just stayed back in Arizona?" Linkara said rhetorically, covering his face with one of his hands.
"Wow. That was the biggest fucking piece of shit I have ever fucking seen," Nerd said.
Insano had helped Critic blew up his old school.
House sitting
Insano and Spoony were spending a month in Philadelphia, house sitting while Nerd, Critic and Linkara were at the FIFA Conference. Insano was sitting on the couch in the living room watching TV looking disappointed while Spoony and Angry Joe, who just showed up one day for no reason, were in the hallway.
“So you think this is gonna cheer him up?”
“Yeah,” Spoony was dressed up as Linkara, “So we meet again Dr. Insano! How dare you come under my ruff,” he had jumped into the living room.
“Spoony?!? Why are you dressed like Linkara?”
“You said you were looking forward to the usual battle with him. So I thought...”
Meanwhile halfway across the world, Linkara was watching an new video,
“I am going to kill those two,”
Embarrassed
Film Brain and Critic were at a food court in some random mall in America, talking while their boyfriends were getting lunch.
“Did you get all the questions right on your citizenship test?” Film Brain asked,
“I got one wrong,”
“Really? What was the question?”
“It’s not important,”
Film Brain just let out a small laugh, “Its ok. You can tell me,”
“I don’t want to tell you,”
“The question was how many states does America have?” The Nerd said, as he and Cinema Snob came back with their lunch, causing them to chuckle,
“Oh thanks a lot fuckshit!”
Dartboard
“How did you guys fucking choose Chicago anyway?” Nerd asked one day.
They were both sitting on the couch in the basement playing some videos games.
“We just some darts at a map of the United States,”
The Nerd laugh as Critic explained, “That Other Guy gave each of us a dart as well as one for himself. Me and Ask That Guy went first. He’s landed on some small town in Montana, mine on Nashville.”
The Critic then went on to say that he and his twin started arguing saying each other choice fucking sucks and the city each of them chose was better for 2 minutes before That Other Guy threw his dart and it landed on Chicago.
“....and he said we’re going to his choice cause he’s the oldest and just promptly walked out.”
Foreign Boy(Nerd and Critic meets each other)
The Nerd was walking through the hallway to his room when he spotted a good looking man in a hotel somewhere in Nashville,
The man was swearing and the Nerd had a foreign accent kink
“I take it you not from here?”
“No. Why do you...” the sentence was cut off by the Nerd bringing his head in for a kiss.
“I’m the fucking Nerd.”
*kiss*
“Call me Critic,”
*kiss*
“Where were you born?”
*kiss*
“South Africa,”
*kiss*
“Foreign boys makes me hot, come with me shitfucker,”
The Nerd then proceeded to lead Critic down the hallway to his room by the tie he had on.
What You Really Are
Insano wasn’t really feeling up to anything one day so Spoony had suggested going to see a movie. 2 hours later he came back to the house.
“How was the movie?” Spoony asked, opening the door and letting his twin brother in.
“It was great, I liked it,”
“You don’t sound excited though?”
“I’ll be in my room until dinner,” Insano merely said, sounding depressed.
At dinner Insano was resting his hand on his head and playing with his food with the fork in the other.
“Did something happened today?”
The question went unanswered as Insano just kept looking at his food.
“Do you think I’m....sadistically evil?”
Spoony’s head shot up, “What? No! Why?”
“The movie. One of the antagonists looked like me and well he did experiments on the others against their will. Like take the leader of the Tandem, metal with a bunch of protrusions all up in arms and had metal on his jaw. Theres was this other guy that had a metal claw with a bunch of needles or something, he was afraid to hug someone.
“Oh I see,”
“There was someone who reminded me of Linkara, but he had grey skin or something with black veins and his humanity was gone. And...and half of them had a mind controlling chip inserted into their brains and they were forced to fight the ones whose chips got shorted out. Not only that but they were made immortals”
A bit of silence filled the room, “Just because one of the evil characters looked like you doesn’t mean...”
“He even had the goggles Spoony,”
“That still doesn’t mean the writers based him off of you,”
“I don’t know. Maybe someone spied on me or someone heard of me and told one of the writers about me. He along with the other villain, even kidnapped one of the characters and tortured him,”
“You’re not evil or I should say truly evil. I mean you don’t go out killing innocent people right?”
“No,”
“Nor hurt children,”
By this time Spoony had gotten out his cellphone and called Linkara and put it on speaker phone for both of them to hear.
“Hello Spoony,”
“Hi Link, listen have you seen that movie about a war in space between different factions?”
“Yeah I have. Great movie, I think Nerd and Critic are planning on reviewing it. Why?”
“My twin brother thinks they based one of the villains off of him,”
“Nah, tell him to don’t worry about it. I mean yes we have our hero and villain fights but I know deep down he’ll won’t do anything horribly evil. He’s really a good hearted person. The worst I can see him do his use that device that freezes people in motion or hypnotize people to do something stupid but harmless. Even then he said he doesn’t feel right using it on children and the elderly. I mean the last time we had our battle, he told me to stop for a second while he went and used his stop motion device to stop an ice cream truck to buy another ice cream for a little girl cause the one she had fell.”
“Ok thanks Linkara.” Spoony said, before closing the phone. Insano was finally smiling for the first time since he got home.
“And also you told me that you wouldn’t hurt someone except for in defense.”
“So I am really good hearted?”
“Who was it that I caught entertaining the kids at the Children Hospital?”
To Help Out A Friend
“Linkara whats going on?” Insano had asked. He, Linkara and Spoony had been called up per Nerd’s request and they had been let in by the comic reviewer, “Did the Nerd wanted to do a mock battle or something?”
“They told Critic he had to go back by tomorrow,”
“How come?” Spoony asked, shocked.
“Ask That Guy dressed up as him. Nothing more needs to be said,” Linkara replied.
“Is there anything we can do?” Spoony broke the silence after a minute,
“Well I brought my neutralizer. Its in the car.”
Insano had then ran out to get the device out of the trunk while the two others were watching from the doorway.
“That’s nicely convenient” Linkara stated, knowing what Insano was planning.
“He thought there was gonna be a mock battle,”
Insano found the device and then ran into the house. He was told the others were in the kitchen as he ran past Spoony and Linkara.
Nerd and Critic were hugging each other tightly, crying,
“I don’t want to go back, I want to stay with you.”
“I know, I know. Oh hey Insano.”
“Hey, um I have an idea,” Insano held up the mind erasing device. Linkara and Spoony showing up behind him.
Nerd just looked at them, a look of hope on his face.
A day or two later a huge party was held for Insano as thanks to him, Critic was now able to stay in America with his partner.
4th of July
Critic, Nerd, Spoony and Insano were in downtown Mesa, getting supplies for the Indenpedence Day party they were going to have. Linkara and Angry Joe were planning to arrive later, along with the other contributors.
“Me and Nerd will go across the street to get the food. You two get the fireworks,” Spoony instructed before the four split up.
“Ok, we should go all out this year Critic! Get the biggest, baddest explosions they have! After all this is your first 4th of July as an American,”
“True, so what fucking kind should we get Dr. Insano?” Critic was getting excited as a little boy.
“Glad you ask!”
A few hours later, everyone found themselves running out the house to see what the noise was, only to find Critic and Insano standing before a huge crater in the backyard. The crater part was made more or less by Insano’s own fireworks that he created.
“Next year I’m putting Linkara in charge,” muttered Spoony.
Singing
Nerd and Critic were walking down one of the paths in the park in Philadelphia.
“Why don’t you fucking sing for me ass shit?”
“What! Are you fucking batshit crazy? You know I don’t sing in public fuckfart!”
“Oh come on! No one is pretty much here you fucking shitstain! And besides.....” Critic had paused for a second, before looking down at his feet,
“Well what? Beside what asshole?
“I think your voice is hot ok,”
The Nerd smiled, “Alright, but nobody hears about this, you got it cocksucker?
The Critic nodded and enjoyed a rendition of a love song.
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“Cause in the the US we use Fahrenheit, you colossal idiot”
Awwww, don't you just love good friends?
Insano had helped Critic blew up his old school.
Bahahahhhhahahhhahaaa … oh god, that's NOT funny …
“Yeah,” Spoony was dressed up as Linkara, “So we meet again Dr. Insano! How dare you come under my ruff,” he had jumped into the living room.
“Spoony?!? Why are you dressed like Linkara?”
*passes out from the giggles and the squeeing*
The Nerd was walking through the hallway to his room when he spotted a good looking man in a hotel somewhere in Nashville,
The man was swearing and the Nerd had a foreign accent kink
“I take it you not from here?”
“No. Why do you...” the sentence was cut off by the Nerd bringing his head in for a kiss.
“I’m the fucking Nerd.”
*kiss*
“Call me Critic,”
*kiss*
“Where were you born?”
*kiss*
“South Africa,”
*kiss*
“Foreign boys makes me hot, come with me shitfucker,”
The Nerd then proceeded to lead Critic down the hallway to his room by the tie he had on.
Om nom nom nom nom nom!
What You Really Are
Oooooooo, meta-ness invading! This is probably one of my favorites of yours because you really get into the characters and their relationships and stuff.
“They told Critic he had to go back by tomorrow,”
“How come?” Spoony asked, shocked.
“Ask That Guy dressed up as him. Nothing more needs to be said,” Linkara replied.
“Is there anything we can do?” Spoony broke the silence after a minute,
“Well I brought my neutralizer. Its in the car.”
I love how in these, Insano is so nice and helpful but still fights with Linkara kinda.
A few hours later, everyone found themselves running out the house to see what the noise was, only to find Critic and Insano standing before a huge crater in the backyard. The crater part was made more or less by Insano’s own fireworks that he created.
“Next year I’m putting Linkara in charge,” muttered Spoony.
*sporfles* Oh BOYS …
“I think your voice is hot ok,”
Auuuuuuw!
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Bahahahhhhahahhhahaaa … oh god, that's NOT funny …
Its like its funny but at the same time not funny lol
*passes out from the giggles and the squeeing*
Yeah, I think Spoony would look good dressed as Linkara too
Oooooooo, meta-ness invading! This is probably one of my favorites of yours because you really get into the characters and their relationships and stuff.
Thank you. I'm happy with how it came out and stuff
I love how in these, Insano is so nice and helpful but still fights with Linkara kinda.
Me too. I like how Insano came out. I wanted him to be nice and helpful but still has his fights with Link
*sporfles* Oh BOYS …
What can we say? Critic+Insano+explosives=Bad idea lol
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I would LOVE TO ... but I'm ridiculously busy right now. *makes a note* I'll try and get to it eventually, but this spring is going to be HELL and SO BUSY and my online activity will be frantic and short.
Yeah, I think Spoony would look good dressed as Linkara too
And
seducingfighting Insano ... YUM!(no subject)
Oh ok, I understand take your time. Are you in your senior year in high school? I remember my senior year being busy with a year long senior project and such
I can't wait then to see your take
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See, first we gotta write a proposal, establish a mentor (or two or three) meticulously plan out what our sabbatical month is going to look like. We go out on our sabbatical, which is 40 hours of stuff a week, doing what we said we'd do. We have to come up with a 'body' of the project, which must be started during this month, which can be anything from a paper to a book of photography to a series of cooking videos. Then we come back and write a GINORMOUS research paper on something linked to our project, revise and rewrite and revise and rewrite, and then we write a reflection essay on how we grew as a person or whatever during this process. Then we defend our project to a panel of teachers, and if it passes we get to make a long speech with limited notes in front of the whole school. Oh, and we have to journal during all of this. And read. A lot.
*slumps* Good god, can't it be June already?
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