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Title: 10 moments of Life
Pairing: Critic/Nerd
Summary: 10 little stories set in the Citizenship verse
Disclaimer: The usual characters are not mine and might be some typos. Might be some OOC'ness and you might want to read Citizenship before reading this. Also Critic had moved into the Nerd's house since where the last fic left off
Soccer
“So what are you guys doing this afternoon? Making another review?” Kyle Justin asked one day. He and the Nerd were in the kitchen as the noises from the tv were blaring into the kitchen,
"No, we're going to watch soccer," Nerd said, as he was getting a bowl out to put some chips in,
"I thought you two didn't give two shits about sports"
"We don't, but to the Critic, soccer is important."
A string of curses suddenly burst through the air,
"Whichever team he's rooting just fucking lost." Nerd explained,
They both then went to go join Critic.
Accents
“No one can’t fucking understand your stupid, wimpy accent Linkara!”
Critic and Linkara were arguing about their accents one day, The Nerd was a few feet away listening to the two.
“...and what makes you think your accent is so sexy? Theres a reason Benzaie has so many fangirls Mr. Ego Man, he’s French,”
“Shut up you comic book idiot!”
“Prove it then! Prove to me right now that you can seduce the first person you see with your accent,”
“Fine!”
“Hey! Your boyfriend does not count!” Linkara yelled, after watching the Critic walk up to the Nerd and getting the Nerd to hug him,
“Oh I’m sorry, but I didn’t hear you specifically say it had to be a complete stranger,” Critic taunted,
“Oh...fuck you Critic!” Linkara yelled, uttering a rare f-word.
Snow
The Critic and Nerd were standing outside their house. The first winter storm has hit Pennsylvania and the two boys were in their winter outfits.
“Did I ever tell you what Ask That Guy though snow was our first winter here?” Critic asked, looking around the snow covered neighborhood,
“No. I don’t think you fucking did, fucktard,” came the reply
“He though it was poison,” The Nerd couldn’t help but chuckle, “He was gonna use it to torture people by making them eat and then watch as they slowly die,”
The Nerd turned and gave the Critic a “what the fuck” look on his face. The snow was still falling around them.
“You should’ve seen the look on his face when That Other Guy told him,” Critic said,” laughing a bit.
Vuvuzulas
Spoony was pissed. The other day Critic has gotten two vuvuzulas from his cousin Dominic, who was still living in South Africa, and had given the extra to Insano.
Who was currently blasting the damn thing ever since it arrived in the mail a few hours ago.
“Insano! How many damn times do I have to tell you to stop blasting the fucking thing?” Spoony yelled from the door to his room.
“I already told you, moronic twin of mine, I’m testing it in the name of.....SCIENCE!” Insano laughed before blowing into the horn sounding thing for the millionth time.
Spoony just let out a exasperated noise before shutting the bedroom door.
He was going to kill Critic
Defensive
The Nerd was a bar somewhere in rural America, having been invited to a convention there. A few minutes later some guy, who stank of alcohol, came up and asked him about his boyfriend and where he came from. The guy then made the mistake of making fun of him and started making rude and judgemental comments about him. The Nerd then said that America was open to anyone who wanted to live in the country, but that didn’t get through the narrow-minded drunk.
The Nerd then found himself having knocked the guy out a few minutes later. He somehow got the strength to throw the bigger guy onto a table in the middle of the bar. He also received a scar on his cheek.
“How did you get that scar by the way?” Critic asked, a day later when the Nerd came back home.
“Oh just some asshole, don’t worry about it fucker I kicked his ass,” Nerd said, softly as he grabbed Critic’s tie and pulled him in for a kiss.
Likewise
Critic had to go back to his country of birth due to some stupid problem with his immigrational papers. Thankfully it only took 2 days to sort it out.
While he was there however, he ran into a couple of morons who had dared to make fun of his boyfriend just for being from America. The two then ended up in the hospital.
The Right Side
Somewhere on a lonely road in Wyoming, Critic and Nerd were in a car. They had decided to take a road trip.
Critic was driving.
"You do realize you're driving on the wrong side of the road assfuck," Nerd said, staring out the windshill,
"What are you talking about you fuckstain?"
"We drive on the right side in the US idiot"
"Moron"
"ass fuck"
"cock blower"
"shitstain"
"fuckmop"
"fuckfart"
Critic then calmly moved to the right side as the Nerd turned his attention back to the road in front of them.
Deportation
It was the most amusing scene the Nerd had seen in a while. The Critic had burst into the house singing cheerfully and somehow gotten Linkara, who was taking a break from doing a crossover review with the Nerd, into singing along with him.
The Nerd walked into the living room as they both started singing. It did not help one bit that they both were drinking some of the Rolling Rock and other beers the Pennsylvanian had.
“Ask That Guy got deported, got deported”
“Ask That Guy got deported, the world may now rejoice”
“What the fuck are you guys singing?” The Nerd asked, startling the two men. The Nerd couldn’t help but laugh a bit at the sight of the two looking quite buzzed.
“His brother got deported,” Linkara said, burping right afterwards.
“Dare I ask why?”
“He tortured some kittens, some hookers, and scarred the little kids for life. What else?” Critic simply stated.
Passport
“Get back here Spoony you motherfucking dickhead!” The Nerd was at the moment yelling as he was running through the Boston airport, chasing said game reviewer.
The Critic, Nerd, Cinema Snob and Spoony had gone to England to do a special crossover with Film Brain for the anniversary of his site. They had finished and were now headed back to their homes.
Spoony had snatched Critic’s passport in retaliation for giving Insano the vuvuzula a couple months past, and was now dodging people though the airport trying to evade the Nerd.
“You better give it back you assmucher!”
“Never! This is payback for the insanity I had to fucking endure for a week thanks to my fucking idiot twin!” Spoony yelled, before breaking into a run.
Meanwhile the Critic was looking everywhere, “Where is it? I fucking had it!” Critic was swearing a mile a minute as he was rummaging through his bags.
“Excuse me Critic,” The Snob has walked up, “...but I believe Spoony has it.”
“That motherfucker, I’ll kill him!” Critic had sprang up, grabbing his gun in the process and ran off to find and kick Spoony’s ass.
The poor person standing behind the desk at Customs was looking well confused. Snob was leaning up against the desk,
“Don’t worry about it, happens all the time. Here my stuff” Snob said, calmly. He just learned to grow numb to the insanity his friends sometimes show in public.
Take over the world
“Hey Spoony, you got a sec?” Insano asked, walking into his twin brother’s room.
“Yeah a couple. Why?” Spoony asked, he was sitting down at his chair, looking towards the door where Insano was at.
“I got a ingenious plan to take over the world!” Spoony rolled his eyes as Insano continued, “...or I had one until Linkara shot it down! That bastard!”
“Oh really hahaha, what was it?”
“You really want to know?”
“Sure, I know you’re not gonna do a plan after “running it though with Linkara”
“Shut up. Anyway it was to hypnotize all of the contributors that were born in another country to win the president election or PM in Film Brain and Phelous case, then command them to band their military force alongside the US, who I was gonna have Linkara be the president by the way, and take over the world!”
Spoony couldn’t help but laugh when Insano finished telling him, “You do realized that all of the other countries will fight back and the whole world will be plunged into WW3 right?”
“Yeah. I’m gonna put that on my “stupidest ways to take over the world” list,”
Pairing: Critic/Nerd
Summary: 10 little stories set in the Citizenship verse
Disclaimer: The usual characters are not mine and might be some typos. Might be some OOC'ness and you might want to read Citizenship before reading this. Also Critic had moved into the Nerd's house since where the last fic left off
Soccer
“So what are you guys doing this afternoon? Making another review?” Kyle Justin asked one day. He and the Nerd were in the kitchen as the noises from the tv were blaring into the kitchen,
"No, we're going to watch soccer," Nerd said, as he was getting a bowl out to put some chips in,
"I thought you two didn't give two shits about sports"
"We don't, but to the Critic, soccer is important."
A string of curses suddenly burst through the air,
"Whichever team he's rooting just fucking lost." Nerd explained,
They both then went to go join Critic.
Accents
“No one can’t fucking understand your stupid, wimpy accent Linkara!”
Critic and Linkara were arguing about their accents one day, The Nerd was a few feet away listening to the two.
“...and what makes you think your accent is so sexy? Theres a reason Benzaie has so many fangirls Mr. Ego Man, he’s French,”
“Shut up you comic book idiot!”
“Prove it then! Prove to me right now that you can seduce the first person you see with your accent,”
“Fine!”
“Hey! Your boyfriend does not count!” Linkara yelled, after watching the Critic walk up to the Nerd and getting the Nerd to hug him,
“Oh I’m sorry, but I didn’t hear you specifically say it had to be a complete stranger,” Critic taunted,
“Oh...fuck you Critic!” Linkara yelled, uttering a rare f-word.
Snow
The Critic and Nerd were standing outside their house. The first winter storm has hit Pennsylvania and the two boys were in their winter outfits.
“Did I ever tell you what Ask That Guy though snow was our first winter here?” Critic asked, looking around the snow covered neighborhood,
“No. I don’t think you fucking did, fucktard,” came the reply
“He though it was poison,” The Nerd couldn’t help but chuckle, “He was gonna use it to torture people by making them eat and then watch as they slowly die,”
The Nerd turned and gave the Critic a “what the fuck” look on his face. The snow was still falling around them.
“You should’ve seen the look on his face when That Other Guy told him,” Critic said,” laughing a bit.
Vuvuzulas
Spoony was pissed. The other day Critic has gotten two vuvuzulas from his cousin Dominic, who was still living in South Africa, and had given the extra to Insano.
Who was currently blasting the damn thing ever since it arrived in the mail a few hours ago.
“Insano! How many damn times do I have to tell you to stop blasting the fucking thing?” Spoony yelled from the door to his room.
“I already told you, moronic twin of mine, I’m testing it in the name of.....SCIENCE!” Insano laughed before blowing into the horn sounding thing for the millionth time.
Spoony just let out a exasperated noise before shutting the bedroom door.
He was going to kill Critic
Defensive
The Nerd was a bar somewhere in rural America, having been invited to a convention there. A few minutes later some guy, who stank of alcohol, came up and asked him about his boyfriend and where he came from. The guy then made the mistake of making fun of him and started making rude and judgemental comments about him. The Nerd then said that America was open to anyone who wanted to live in the country, but that didn’t get through the narrow-minded drunk.
The Nerd then found himself having knocked the guy out a few minutes later. He somehow got the strength to throw the bigger guy onto a table in the middle of the bar. He also received a scar on his cheek.
“How did you get that scar by the way?” Critic asked, a day later when the Nerd came back home.
“Oh just some asshole, don’t worry about it fucker I kicked his ass,” Nerd said, softly as he grabbed Critic’s tie and pulled him in for a kiss.
Likewise
Critic had to go back to his country of birth due to some stupid problem with his immigrational papers. Thankfully it only took 2 days to sort it out.
While he was there however, he ran into a couple of morons who had dared to make fun of his boyfriend just for being from America. The two then ended up in the hospital.
The Right Side
Somewhere on a lonely road in Wyoming, Critic and Nerd were in a car. They had decided to take a road trip.
Critic was driving.
"You do realize you're driving on the wrong side of the road assfuck," Nerd said, staring out the windshill,
"What are you talking about you fuckstain?"
"We drive on the right side in the US idiot"
"Moron"
"ass fuck"
"cock blower"
"shitstain"
"fuckmop"
"fuckfart"
Critic then calmly moved to the right side as the Nerd turned his attention back to the road in front of them.
Deportation
It was the most amusing scene the Nerd had seen in a while. The Critic had burst into the house singing cheerfully and somehow gotten Linkara, who was taking a break from doing a crossover review with the Nerd, into singing along with him.
The Nerd walked into the living room as they both started singing. It did not help one bit that they both were drinking some of the Rolling Rock and other beers the Pennsylvanian had.
“Ask That Guy got deported, got deported”
“Ask That Guy got deported, the world may now rejoice”
“What the fuck are you guys singing?” The Nerd asked, startling the two men. The Nerd couldn’t help but laugh a bit at the sight of the two looking quite buzzed.
“His brother got deported,” Linkara said, burping right afterwards.
“Dare I ask why?”
“He tortured some kittens, some hookers, and scarred the little kids for life. What else?” Critic simply stated.
Passport
“Get back here Spoony you motherfucking dickhead!” The Nerd was at the moment yelling as he was running through the Boston airport, chasing said game reviewer.
The Critic, Nerd, Cinema Snob and Spoony had gone to England to do a special crossover with Film Brain for the anniversary of his site. They had finished and were now headed back to their homes.
Spoony had snatched Critic’s passport in retaliation for giving Insano the vuvuzula a couple months past, and was now dodging people though the airport trying to evade the Nerd.
“You better give it back you assmucher!”
“Never! This is payback for the insanity I had to fucking endure for a week thanks to my fucking idiot twin!” Spoony yelled, before breaking into a run.
Meanwhile the Critic was looking everywhere, “Where is it? I fucking had it!” Critic was swearing a mile a minute as he was rummaging through his bags.
“Excuse me Critic,” The Snob has walked up, “...but I believe Spoony has it.”
“That motherfucker, I’ll kill him!” Critic had sprang up, grabbing his gun in the process and ran off to find and kick Spoony’s ass.
The poor person standing behind the desk at Customs was looking well confused. Snob was leaning up against the desk,
“Don’t worry about it, happens all the time. Here my stuff” Snob said, calmly. He just learned to grow numb to the insanity his friends sometimes show in public.
Take over the world
“Hey Spoony, you got a sec?” Insano asked, walking into his twin brother’s room.
“Yeah a couple. Why?” Spoony asked, he was sitting down at his chair, looking towards the door where Insano was at.
“I got a ingenious plan to take over the world!” Spoony rolled his eyes as Insano continued, “...or I had one until Linkara shot it down! That bastard!”
“Oh really hahaha, what was it?”
“You really want to know?”
“Sure, I know you’re not gonna do a plan after “running it though with Linkara”
“Shut up. Anyway it was to hypnotize all of the contributors that were born in another country to win the president election or PM in Film Brain and Phelous case, then command them to band their military force alongside the US, who I was gonna have Linkara be the president by the way, and take over the world!”
Spoony couldn’t help but laugh when Insano finished telling him, “You do realized that all of the other countries will fight back and the whole world will be plunged into WW3 right?”
“Yeah. I’m gonna put that on my “stupidest ways to take over the world” list,”
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Yay, soccer!
“Prove it then! Prove to me right now that you can seduce the first person you see with your accent,”
“Fine!”
“Hey! Your boyfriend does not count!” Linkara yelled, after watching the Critic walk up to the Nerd and getting the Nerd to hug him
Hee!
“He though it was poison,” The Nerd couldn’t help but chuckle, “He was gonna use it to torture people by making them eat and then watch as they slowly die,”
The Nerd turned and gave the Critic a “what the fuck” look on his face.
Bahahahaha … OH GOD! *hides under the bed*
Vuvuzulas
*passes out from laughter*
"You do realize you're driving on the wrong side of the road assfuck," Nerd said, staring out the windshill,
Ohnoes!
“Ask That Guy got deported, got deported”
“Ask That Guy got deported, the world may now rejoice”
HEE! HURRAY! (Oh wait, now he's going back to South Africa … SOUTH AFRICA SHOULD RUN AWAY AND HIDE!)
the US, who I was gonna have Linkara be the president by the way
President Linkara … in a suit … in a position of power …. mmmmmmmmmm ... *faints*
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HEE! HURRAY! (Oh wait, now he's going back to South Africa … SOUTH AFRICA SHOULD RUN AWAY AND HIDE!)
I have an image now of S. Africa hiding behind Russia now
Russia: Oh hello, S Africa, would you like to become one with me?
S. Africa: *scared witless* I rather become one with you then Ask That Guy! *runs off screaming*
Russia: Hmm, I should go meet his guy
Now that you mentioned it, Linkara would look good in a black suit. He'll probably be a less crazy President then Angry Joe XD
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*snickers*
Russia: Oh hello, S Africa, would you like to become one with me?
S. Africa: *scared witless* I rather become one with you then Ask That Guy! *runs off screaming*
Russia: Hmm, I should go meet his guy
I think I read a fanfic like that once ...
Now that you mentioned it, Linkara would look good in a black suit. He'll probably be a less crazy President then Angry Joe XD
Mmmmmm, President Linkara ...
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Do you happen to have the link to that story? I would like to check it out lol
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And here's an unfilled request:
http://taekarado.livejournal.com/21601.html?thread=2147681#t2147681
Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
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I actually read the fill on the first link a while ago and I liked it haha.
I would like to see more takes on ATG/Russia lol double the creepiness and I can see Russia enjoying the In Space fic XD
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Oh good god ... *crawls under the bed to hide forever*
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*swwwooooonnn*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzgVshG6CI