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Summary: Part 1 of the 100 words challenge
Disclaimer: The characters in here are not mine, they belong to other people. There might be some typos
Disclaimer: The characters in here are not mine, they belong to other people. There might be some typos
01. Love (F!V Nerd/Critic)
The Critic and the Nerd was walking around somewhere in Washington DC when they passed the South African embassy. The Critic looked at it for a secone before turning to the Nerd.
“Hey fuckshit,”
“Yeah,”
“Would you still follow me even if......say....tomorrow I was forced to move back to South Africa or we took a vacation there or something and the day before we were to come back, they forced everyone to stay in the country for whatever dipshit reason and its been declared that no one can fly in or out of South Africa after two days of letting anyone who wanted to leave?”
The Nerd just stared at his husband for a few seconds.”
“What are you fucking crazy....of course I’ll fucking stay with you, you fucking shit eating piece of diarrhea!”
The Nerd then pushed the Critic up against the wall of the building, kissing him hard.
“I fucking love you, you South African piece of shit,”
02. Hate (F!V)
Critic, Nerd, The Other Guy and Insano were out eating somewhere at a campground somewhere in Arizona on a hot summer day. They were all staying having lunch while Spoony and Linkara were finishing up a scene.
“.....so you’re fucking telling me you rather eat that shit with cheese then this?” The Nerd was pointing to the Philly Cheesesteak that he was currently eating.
Critic and Insano were currently watching the other two, interested to see what would happen.
“Hmm...pretty much, I mean what is that? Just a crappy sandwich filled with fats and carbs, giving you a heart attack a hour later?” The Other Guy grinned from across the table.
Nerd glared at Critic’s brother.
“They do not you fucking dinosaur shit eating cockshit!” Nerd yelled, “I have your South African ass know that this is the best fucking sandwich in fucking America!”
“....and I have you know that this is the national dish of South Africa,” The Other Guy replied with a smirk on his face. The Nerd just started before throwing some chucks of food at him,
“I fucking hate you! You better fucking take back what you fucking said about my sandwich!”
“Not until you fucking apologize!” Critic and Insano were laughing as they watched the other two got up and stared at each other.
“For what? Eating that piece of crap mixed with the shittiest Wisconsin cheese you can find!”
“Go to hell!” The Other Guy yelled, before chasing the Nerd which cause the other two boys to laugh even harder.
“Come get me you motherfucker!” They last heard the Nerd say before they turned to face each other.
“Wow they sure are defensive are they? Plus I though whatever your brother was eating....um..bo something was just a traditional dish?” Insano said. The faint screaming and yelling can still be heard.
“I don’t even fucking know or care,” came the replied, “...what are you doing?”
Insano then was taking some of the food Critic’s brother had and adding it to his sandwich before taking a bite.
“Actually not half bad.” Insano commented as Linkara and Spoony were coming up.
“Whats not half bad?” Linkara asked,
“This. I call it the Bo Philly,” Insano stated, causing Critic and Spoony to laugh.
03. Pain (AU N. Critic actually succeeded in blowing up Kickassia)
“Its all my fucking fault...” Nerd said quietly as Iron Liz was crying into his shoulder. They were currently looking at the rubble that was once Kickassia, formerly Molossia, “... I knew this was a crazy fucking idea! I should’ve stopped him,”
“It wasn’t your fault Nerd,” Liz said, looking up, “you didn’t know he’ll go this crazy..”
“But I was the one that kept that ass shit in check...I was the one that fucking kept him from going completely nuts....I should’ve told him it was a stupid, bad idea from the start.”
The Nerd kept holding Liz close as they stood on the driveway in silence. They weren’t looking forward to having to look for the remains of their friends,
“..... and now because I didn’t prevent it...your boyfriend Linkara is now fucking dead,”
“I don’t blame you if that's what you’re thinking,” Liz started, wiping away her tears, “..you didn’t cause his death...”
Liz stopped for a minute before telling the Nerd what they all, save for the Critic, knew all this years but just haven’t had the heart to tell him.
What she said caused the Nerd to break down crying,
“He just needed help...professional help.”
04. Joy (F!V)
“I’m gonna fucking do it! I’m going to streak naked in this neighborhood while holding the flag of the winning team!” Critic yelled happily. The Critic and Insano were at Critic’s house watching the final match of a Fifa Conference while the Nerd and Spoony were out.
Critic was standing behind the couch with Insano was sitting, watching the US and South African team battle for first place.
“What if its a tie? Then what?”
“Well then I’ll hold both flags!” Critic exclaimed, causing the scientist to laugh.
10 minutes later Insano and Critic were outside having stripped naked and were covering their bodies with the flags their going to be holding. Insano had since decided to do the same thing. The game had ended in a tie but with Insano going alond they changed it to streaking naked while holding the flag off your birthcountry.
“You ready?”
“I was born ready! For science!” Insano yelled holding the US flag above his head. Critic was right behind him.
05. Fear (no idea why but AU!Critic and a young Loretta Lynn)
“I can’t do this....I can’t...I just..”
“You can! Look at me for example, I still kept making videos and making people laugh...”
Two people were currently on top of a skyscraper in Chicago. Critic had went up earlier to do a scene for the latest review when he spotted a young redhead standing near the edge. It turns out she had lost her girlfriend around the same time as Critic lost his boyfriend, the Nerd.
“...but...how can I live without her...I mean...how can you find yourself doing whatever after losing ….your one true love?”
The Critic looked at her for second before coming up with the best example he can come up with.
“Loretta, look at it this way..say we took over...I dunno..a micronation,”
“Molossia!” Critic had to let out a chuckle at that
“....alright we took over Molossia, renamed it...umm.. dunno. um...Kickassia, and I’m the president and you’re the vice-president...”
“Ok,”
“and we’ve taken over the state of Nevada when...the Nerd and what was her name again...”
“Patsy,”
“...when the Nerd and Patsy died...now what do you think they would want us to do after that?”
The Critic had both of his hands on the young women’s shoulder as he continued,
“...they would’ve wanted us to keep making our dream of ruling an empire a reality! To coninue taking over lands until we’ve taken over the world!” The Critic declared in that deep, booming voice of his, causing Loretta to laugh, finally cracking a smile since she got there a few hours ago., “...destroy everyone that stood in our way until they are nothing but rubble!”
“Of course!” She responded, still laughing, “...thanks,”
“No problem,”
The Critic and the Nerd was walking around somewhere in Washington DC when they passed the South African embassy. The Critic looked at it for a secone before turning to the Nerd.
“Hey fuckshit,”
“Yeah,”
“Would you still follow me even if......say....tomorrow I was forced to move back to South Africa or we took a vacation there or something and the day before we were to come back, they forced everyone to stay in the country for whatever dipshit reason and its been declared that no one can fly in or out of South Africa after two days of letting anyone who wanted to leave?”
The Nerd just stared at his husband for a few seconds.”
“What are you fucking crazy....of course I’ll fucking stay with you, you fucking shit eating piece of diarrhea!”
The Nerd then pushed the Critic up against the wall of the building, kissing him hard.
“I fucking love you, you South African piece of shit,”
02. Hate (F!V)
Critic, Nerd, The Other Guy and Insano were out eating somewhere at a campground somewhere in Arizona on a hot summer day. They were all staying having lunch while Spoony and Linkara were finishing up a scene.
“.....so you’re fucking telling me you rather eat that shit with cheese then this?” The Nerd was pointing to the Philly Cheesesteak that he was currently eating.
Critic and Insano were currently watching the other two, interested to see what would happen.
“Hmm...pretty much, I mean what is that? Just a crappy sandwich filled with fats and carbs, giving you a heart attack a hour later?” The Other Guy grinned from across the table.
Nerd glared at Critic’s brother.
“They do not you fucking dinosaur shit eating cockshit!” Nerd yelled, “I have your South African ass know that this is the best fucking sandwich in fucking America!”
“....and I have you know that this is the national dish of South Africa,” The Other Guy replied with a smirk on his face. The Nerd just started before throwing some chucks of food at him,
“I fucking hate you! You better fucking take back what you fucking said about my sandwich!”
“Not until you fucking apologize!” Critic and Insano were laughing as they watched the other two got up and stared at each other.
“For what? Eating that piece of crap mixed with the shittiest Wisconsin cheese you can find!”
“Go to hell!” The Other Guy yelled, before chasing the Nerd which cause the other two boys to laugh even harder.
“Come get me you motherfucker!” They last heard the Nerd say before they turned to face each other.
“Wow they sure are defensive are they? Plus I though whatever your brother was eating....um..bo something was just a traditional dish?” Insano said. The faint screaming and yelling can still be heard.
“I don’t even fucking know or care,” came the replied, “...what are you doing?”
Insano then was taking some of the food Critic’s brother had and adding it to his sandwich before taking a bite.
“Actually not half bad.” Insano commented as Linkara and Spoony were coming up.
“Whats not half bad?” Linkara asked,
“This. I call it the Bo Philly,” Insano stated, causing Critic and Spoony to laugh.
03. Pain (AU N. Critic actually succeeded in blowing up Kickassia)
“Its all my fucking fault...” Nerd said quietly as Iron Liz was crying into his shoulder. They were currently looking at the rubble that was once Kickassia, formerly Molossia, “... I knew this was a crazy fucking idea! I should’ve stopped him,”
“It wasn’t your fault Nerd,” Liz said, looking up, “you didn’t know he’ll go this crazy..”
“But I was the one that kept that ass shit in check...I was the one that fucking kept him from going completely nuts....I should’ve told him it was a stupid, bad idea from the start.”
The Nerd kept holding Liz close as they stood on the driveway in silence. They weren’t looking forward to having to look for the remains of their friends,
“..... and now because I didn’t prevent it...your boyfriend Linkara is now fucking dead,”
“I don’t blame you if that's what you’re thinking,” Liz started, wiping away her tears, “..you didn’t cause his death...”
Liz stopped for a minute before telling the Nerd what they all, save for the Critic, knew all this years but just haven’t had the heart to tell him.
What she said caused the Nerd to break down crying,
“He just needed help...professional help.”
04. Joy (F!V)
“I’m gonna fucking do it! I’m going to streak naked in this neighborhood while holding the flag of the winning team!” Critic yelled happily. The Critic and Insano were at Critic’s house watching the final match of a Fifa Conference while the Nerd and Spoony were out.
Critic was standing behind the couch with Insano was sitting, watching the US and South African team battle for first place.
“What if its a tie? Then what?”
“Well then I’ll hold both flags!” Critic exclaimed, causing the scientist to laugh.
10 minutes later Insano and Critic were outside having stripped naked and were covering their bodies with the flags their going to be holding. Insano had since decided to do the same thing. The game had ended in a tie but with Insano going alond they changed it to streaking naked while holding the flag off your birthcountry.
“You ready?”
“I was born ready! For science!” Insano yelled holding the US flag above his head. Critic was right behind him.
05. Fear (no idea why but AU!Critic and a young Loretta Lynn)
“I can’t do this....I can’t...I just..”
“You can! Look at me for example, I still kept making videos and making people laugh...”
Two people were currently on top of a skyscraper in Chicago. Critic had went up earlier to do a scene for the latest review when he spotted a young redhead standing near the edge. It turns out she had lost her girlfriend around the same time as Critic lost his boyfriend, the Nerd.
“...but...how can I live without her...I mean...how can you find yourself doing whatever after losing ….your one true love?”
The Critic looked at her for second before coming up with the best example he can come up with.
“Loretta, look at it this way..say we took over...I dunno..a micronation,”
“Molossia!” Critic had to let out a chuckle at that
“....alright we took over Molossia, renamed it...umm.. dunno. um...Kickassia, and I’m the president and you’re the vice-president...”
“Ok,”
“and we’ve taken over the state of Nevada when...the Nerd and what was her name again...”
“Patsy,”
“...when the Nerd and Patsy died...now what do you think they would want us to do after that?”
The Critic had both of his hands on the young women’s shoulder as he continued,
“...they would’ve wanted us to keep making our dream of ruling an empire a reality! To coninue taking over lands until we’ve taken over the world!” The Critic declared in that deep, booming voice of his, causing Loretta to laugh, finally cracking a smile since she got there a few hours ago., “...destroy everyone that stood in our way until they are nothing but rubble!”
“Of course!” She responded, still laughing, “...thanks,”
“No problem,”
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And the streaking part woooooooot! That one is my favorite.
Poor Nerd and Iron Liz all the letters they will write to the families of their dead friends and loved ones. I don't know how the Nerd is going to handle that.