Title: 200 Years to Spare: The Rogue Immortals
Summary: Nella, The Other Guy, Dominic, Luther and Board James
Dsclaimer: None of the characters belong to me, I borrowed the character James Rolfe played in Spade which is Luther so he and Board James belong to him. Well so does the Nerd. There might be typos. I don't know if Luther was a summoner in the series or not but I put that in here anyways.
“But we can’t!...I mean what if they find us....what if Insano finds out that The Other Guy...” The 20 something year old was then punched in the face by his older cousin,
“Relax fuckshit! No one is gonna find out anything! The Other Guy, you got the shit!” The older man yelled as said older brother of the Critic came into the room.
The young man that was lying on the ground having been punched, was the Nerd’s twin brother, Board James whom everyone called BJ, the man who punched him was Luther. Said twin brother was recruited by Luther to well basically find out what happened to the Nerd and Kyle. Even though they both haven’t spoken to the Nerd that much, they still worried about him.
They met up with Dominic and The Other Guy when they came to Chicago as they were looking for the Critic. The 4 boys were currently at the Chick’s place, only it was Nella that had answered the door.
“Yes I got the potion, but I have to tell you guys its a weaken form of the immortality potion they are using on all of our friends,” Stated The Other Guy.
“How the hell do you know?” Luther asked, before Nella piped up.
“Wait, why are we doing this? I mean...”
“I hacked Ask That Guy’s laptop and read his emails to Insano. He threw this out somewhere in this city. Fucking miracle that I happened to spot it and to answer Nella’s question,” The Other Guy then paused for a second, “I have a feeling that both Ask That Guy and Insano are going to forced them into fighting for eternity pretty much and I want to stop the war thats probably gonna result from it,”
“How long with the potion last us then?”
“I dunno, 200 years, 300 years. It might not even work but I want to at least try....I don’t want my brother to get hurt.”
“Well I don’t want to confront that crazy scientist! and that pyscho brother of yours! They scare me!” BJ said as he got up, rubbing the area where he got hit earlier.
“Quit being such a pussy!” Luther retaliated as Dominic laughed.
After thinking for about 10 minutes of the pros and cons, they agreed to get injected with the weaken serum. They all wanted to keep their relatives and friends safe so one by one they all stuck out their arms.
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“Why can’t we just get in contact with them or something? Let me try and talk to Chick...” Nella protested at Luther.
The two factions have decided to start the planetside battle right over a major city. The city had erupted into chaos that morning as no one knew if the fighting was going to escalated onto the ground. The Rogue Immortals, as The Other Guy’s little group came to be known over the years, was helping the citizens escape the city.
“Its too damn risky! In case you haven’t fucking heard, they got fucking superpowers!” Yelled Luther as people were still screaming and running around.
Said two ships were hovering over the city high up in the sky shooting what could be lasers. Nella was still glaring at Luther,
“Well why don’t you confront them then? You’re a summoner aren't you? Wish up some creature if you need to!”
“My powers only work on Earth!”
The two started at each other for a minute before Nella started crying. Luther then pulled her into a hug as she started talking,
“I just want the fighting to stop....I just...I just want all of us to be friends again,” Nella said, through her sobs, “I miss seeing the Chick everyday Luther. I miss the reviews we would do together,”
“I know, I know. We might end up confronting them but now is not the fucking time. We have to get everyone out of the city should they start to fight down here,”
“Wait....what!?! They’re gonna start fighting down here! I don’t want to get shot at!” BJ yelled, having overheard the last part.
BJ then started to sit down up against an alley wall, shaking with fear staring at the ships in the sky as the two other looked at him.
“BJ quit being such a fucking pansy! Get up and help these innocents out of here before those goddamn idiots up there decided to use us as target practice!”
“You’re not helping you jackass!” BJ yelled from his spot. His cousin from New Jersey then proceeded to walk over, pulling Nella along and then forcing Board James up from the ground by the arm with his free hand.
“When I let go of your arm,” Luther was being the stern self that BJ was already used to. It usually works, “I want you to have grown some balls, quit being a pussy and keep doing what The Other Guy told us to do!”
“Where is he anyways?” Nella then asked, wiping away the tears as she was calming down.
“Down in the south side with Dominic. Let get back to helping the shitfucks girls,” Luther stated, as they both ran off into two different directions in the street.
“Hey wait a minute.....I’m not a girl!” BJ yelled back as Luther was running over to help a kid to safety.
“Shut up and get back to your job fucker!” Luther retorted back.
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A decade or so later....give or take a few years....the little group were living in a city somewhere on a planet. Dominic of course was the bartender along with The Other Guy. In fact they all had jobs there as it was a bar that Critic’s British cousin had opened. Nella and Board James were sitting at the counter chatting as Luther was mingling with the crowd.
Luther was sweet talking a couple of girls who apparently though the fact that he was more or less an immortal was hot when he spotted a guy coming in the door out of the corner of his eye. He did a double take as the guy looked familiar to him. It was a member of the Critic Faction, Linkara to be exact. He watched until said man was somewhere on the other side of the bar.
“I’m sorry to cut this conversation short but.....let just say something came up alright,” Luther said before running up to the counter. Nella and The Other Guy were there but BJ and Dominic wasn’t.
“Do you guys know where BJ went? I just saw Linkara walk in,” Luther asked in a noticeably worried tone.
“I know, we both saw him,” Nella anwsered
“He went over there to help Dominic with the drinks,” The Other Guy pointed in front of him as Luther went off to find the two.
“There you motherfuckers are! BJ we have to leave now!”
“What! Why?” BJ protested after finishing setting the drinks down at the table behind him,
“Linkara just came in.”
“So..”
“Linkara! As in a fucking member of the goddamn Critic Faction! I don’t want any problems to get started or him shooting your body full of holes!”
“Why would he fucking do that Luther...” BJ admittedly didn’t see why Linkara would kill him. He wasn’t a member of either of the factions.
“Because you look like the fucking leader of the Nerd Faction!”
“He’s right, it would be safer if you two leave.” Dominic interjected, “I’ll call you when its safe to come back,”
“But...but I don’t even wear the same stuff that he does! I don’t even wear glasses!”
“You‘ll look close enough to him! Now get your ass moving!”
“What about my shift, it just started!” BJ said, as Luther started to dragged him towards the entrance of the bard.
“I’ll get Nella to cover for you, now go. I will call you two when he leaves,” Dominic stated as he watched the Nerd’s twin get pulled by the arm by Luther as they both left the place.
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About a year after the Battle of Santa Muerte, Board James found himself walking down the sidewalk dressed in a button down white t-shirt and khaki pants. In other words he was dressing up as his twin brother as he wanted to at least try something that day, talk to the leader of the Critic Faction and try to get him to pretty much stop the fighting. He hasn’t told the others though as he left before any of them woke up.
He turned the corner to a large warehouse where he heard the Critic might be there. What he was planning to do there he didn’t know, but all he knew was that he wanted to talk to him pretending to be his older by only a minute brother. He didn’t know someone else would be mindless walking around in his own thoughts in there that day.
“Critic! I, the fucking Nerd, demand to speak to you!” BJ yelled out after having kicked open the door.
He let the door close as he walked along the wall. There was various things scattered around the warehouse, tables, boxes, BJ kept walking around the huge place calling out the Critic’s name before hearing a voice behind him.
“The Critic disappeared right after the battle,” The voice froze BJ in place for a second or two.
Truth be told he had been really nervous and sweating about the whole thing he was doing. It probably didn’t help that the Nerd had his shield off when BJ turned around. The Nerd looked different enough that he though it was someone else at first.
“Ahhhhhh! Please don’t fucking kill me!” BJ stumbled back though some discarded boxes and up against the wall
The others had came bursting in just as the Nerd started yelling at his twin.
“One, I’m not going to kill you....two...what the goddamn fucking cock sucking shit eating bull fucking hell are you doing!”
BJ flinched at his voice as he got closer, trapping him there at the spot he was standing. Strangely that reminded him of all those times Nerd would get angry like that during their teenage years. It was usually out of love and well being the protective guy he is.
“I was going to talk to the Critic and...and get him to stop the fighting...” BJ then explained, He was still sweating.
“Do you fucking realized how goddamn fucking risky that is?” Nerd stated sternly, “Critic would’ve most likely...maimed you by now!” By now the Nerd had his hands on BJ’s shoulders, shaking him a bit.
“The other four were just standing in slilence a few feet away, watching.
“I...I had to try ok..I...”
“The Critic keeps forgetting I even have a twin brother!” Nerd yelled, as he was on the verge of tears, “I just...I though you were..I mean...did you escape?”
“I wasn’t even kidnapped, The Other Guy over there...” BJ then pointed to him as said guy waved when the Nerd looked over to see the others standing there, “had stole a weaken version of the immortality potion,”
The Nerd stood there looking at the group as they looked at his visible robotic parts that were added to him during the experimentations.
“I have to fucking say....your badass points just went up 1000,” Luther said, holding a shotgun over his shoulder.
The Nerd laughed as BJ said something in agreement.
“So...um what you said before...about the Critic...” The Other Guy started before Nerd cutting him off,
“Yeah, I’m sorry to say I don’t know where he is. No one knows, he disappeared right after Santa Muerte,” Nerd explained as The Other Guy just let out a soft, sad, “oh” as Dominic gave him some soothing words.
“What about my BFF?” Nella then asked,
“Don’t know. I wouldn’t try and contact her. In fact I don’t want any of you to try and contact the others. They lost to much of their fucking humanity.” Nerd then turned to BJ who had been standing next to him, “...and you’re the one at the most risk here,”
“Why?”
“You look exactly like me..well minus the glasses. My fucking point is not only the moron from Chicago but everyone seems to fucking forget that you exist,” The Nerd pulled his twin into a hug, “Any one of them sees you, they’ll open fire before asking questions
“Plus I’m more of a....as Luther puts it...a pussy than you,”
“Nah the way I see it you just away been more alert.” Nerd then broke the hug as he looked at his brother before getting out another holographic shield from his back pocket, “..so what I want for you to do is go to a repair place and have them put a hologram of someone from the past. I mean the distant past and turn it on when you’re in public.”
BJ took the device and looked at it for a second before looking back up, “...but wait...can’t we just moved to a planet that’s on the other side of the universe or something?”
“That won’t fucking be enough! You wouldn’t know if any of the others would be on that planet or not! Especially Ask That Guy and Insano. I will fucking tear Ask That Guy apart and rip out his organs if he ever got his hands on you,” He then turned to face The Other Guy, “No offense,”
“None taken. I hate his guts and wished he didn’t existed every second of every day.” The Other Guy simply said. The Nerd turned back to face BJ.
“Plus the cops...you do know that the experiments are illegal right?”
“Yeah, have been for many decades now.”
“The cops might even think you’re me, so I want you to choose someone...preferably 20 or 21st centuries hell even the 23rd would be fine! Just pick someone from either one of those eras or earlier and use that as a disguise in public, you got that?”
“Yeah. I even though of someone...the famous pop singer and gay rights activist Lance Bass!”
“Now you’ll fucking look just like an Albino Mississippian!” Luther bantered, causing the twins to look at their cousin for a second.
Nerd just chuckled, “Alright, do you know a place where you can get that done?”
“Oh that’ll be easy, Nella and Dominic have been fooling around, making various things with the technology and stuff.”
“It’s kinda our hobby. Had been for a few decades,” Nella explained, “We’ll can get it working for him in at least 2 days.”
“Good, now I want you to promise me you will use that disguise in public,”
“Yes I will use it big brother,” BJ said as he and the Nerd hugged each other for the second time, “Do you think we’ll meet each other again?”
“We will someday,”
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It was about 42 years before the Last Battle was to take place and Xana was trying to get the door to her dad’s dressing room open. The sounds of crying were coming out.
“Dad? Come out! The shows about to start and......wait are you ok?
The door opened causing Xana to stumpled in and pushed into the chair by her red from crying father,
“Xana honey, your uncle BJ just died. In fact the all of the Rogue Immortals save for Luther and Nella’s daughter had died,” the half immortal girl was looking at him with disbelief and shock, “The potion they used ran out and......and they rapidly aged and died a painful death,”
Xana then started to cry at the news as they both hugged each other. It would be 20 minutes before they came out.
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Somewhere in another time and universe, after well the 4th time the Critic went into the past to stop the war, the Nerd was at the Ukraine adopting a little girl while his boyfriend, the Critic was at Vermont adopting a little boy. The orphanages that the kids were from were on the verge of bankruptcy and the people in charge had put out a plea for someone to adopt the kids and the two boys wanted to raise some children.
It was about a week later on the first day with the kids that the Nerd got a sense of deja vu. They were sitting on the couch watching Never Ending Story 3 on request of the two kids when he noticed it.
“...Critic, this...might sound pretty fucking weird but it feels like I met them before...”
“Really? I mean are you sure you not just..,,”
“No I mean I feel like I did known them...in another place...” The little 6 year old kids had fell asleep on his lap and the Critic was just staring at him.
“How many beers did you fucking have?”
“Five but doesn’t mean...”
“Yeah, yeah....its also 11pm. I’m going to bed.” Critic said, as he got up. The Nerd just kept staring at the TV.
“I’ll be there in a minute,”
Summary: Nella, The Other Guy, Dominic, Luther and Board James
Dsclaimer: None of the characters belong to me, I borrowed the character James Rolfe played in Spade which is Luther so he and Board James belong to him. Well so does the Nerd. There might be typos. I don't know if Luther was a summoner in the series or not but I put that in here anyways.
“But we can’t!...I mean what if they find us....what if Insano finds out that The Other Guy...” The 20 something year old was then punched in the face by his older cousin,
“Relax fuckshit! No one is gonna find out anything! The Other Guy, you got the shit!” The older man yelled as said older brother of the Critic came into the room.
The young man that was lying on the ground having been punched, was the Nerd’s twin brother, Board James whom everyone called BJ, the man who punched him was Luther. Said twin brother was recruited by Luther to well basically find out what happened to the Nerd and Kyle. Even though they both haven’t spoken to the Nerd that much, they still worried about him.
They met up with Dominic and The Other Guy when they came to Chicago as they were looking for the Critic. The 4 boys were currently at the Chick’s place, only it was Nella that had answered the door.
“Yes I got the potion, but I have to tell you guys its a weaken form of the immortality potion they are using on all of our friends,” Stated The Other Guy.
“How the hell do you know?” Luther asked, before Nella piped up.
“Wait, why are we doing this? I mean...”
“I hacked Ask That Guy’s laptop and read his emails to Insano. He threw this out somewhere in this city. Fucking miracle that I happened to spot it and to answer Nella’s question,” The Other Guy then paused for a second, “I have a feeling that both Ask That Guy and Insano are going to forced them into fighting for eternity pretty much and I want to stop the war thats probably gonna result from it,”
“How long with the potion last us then?”
“I dunno, 200 years, 300 years. It might not even work but I want to at least try....I don’t want my brother to get hurt.”
“Well I don’t want to confront that crazy scientist! and that pyscho brother of yours! They scare me!” BJ said as he got up, rubbing the area where he got hit earlier.
“Quit being such a pussy!” Luther retaliated as Dominic laughed.
After thinking for about 10 minutes of the pros and cons, they agreed to get injected with the weaken serum. They all wanted to keep their relatives and friends safe so one by one they all stuck out their arms.
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“Why can’t we just get in contact with them or something? Let me try and talk to Chick...” Nella protested at Luther.
The two factions have decided to start the planetside battle right over a major city. The city had erupted into chaos that morning as no one knew if the fighting was going to escalated onto the ground. The Rogue Immortals, as The Other Guy’s little group came to be known over the years, was helping the citizens escape the city.
“Its too damn risky! In case you haven’t fucking heard, they got fucking superpowers!” Yelled Luther as people were still screaming and running around.
Said two ships were hovering over the city high up in the sky shooting what could be lasers. Nella was still glaring at Luther,
“Well why don’t you confront them then? You’re a summoner aren't you? Wish up some creature if you need to!”
“My powers only work on Earth!”
The two started at each other for a minute before Nella started crying. Luther then pulled her into a hug as she started talking,
“I just want the fighting to stop....I just...I just want all of us to be friends again,” Nella said, through her sobs, “I miss seeing the Chick everyday Luther. I miss the reviews we would do together,”
“I know, I know. We might end up confronting them but now is not the fucking time. We have to get everyone out of the city should they start to fight down here,”
“Wait....what!?! They’re gonna start fighting down here! I don’t want to get shot at!” BJ yelled, having overheard the last part.
BJ then started to sit down up against an alley wall, shaking with fear staring at the ships in the sky as the two other looked at him.
“BJ quit being such a fucking pansy! Get up and help these innocents out of here before those goddamn idiots up there decided to use us as target practice!”
“You’re not helping you jackass!” BJ yelled from his spot. His cousin from New Jersey then proceeded to walk over, pulling Nella along and then forcing Board James up from the ground by the arm with his free hand.
“When I let go of your arm,” Luther was being the stern self that BJ was already used to. It usually works, “I want you to have grown some balls, quit being a pussy and keep doing what The Other Guy told us to do!”
“Where is he anyways?” Nella then asked, wiping away the tears as she was calming down.
“Down in the south side with Dominic. Let get back to helping the shitfucks girls,” Luther stated, as they both ran off into two different directions in the street.
“Hey wait a minute.....I’m not a girl!” BJ yelled back as Luther was running over to help a kid to safety.
“Shut up and get back to your job fucker!” Luther retorted back.
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A decade or so later....give or take a few years....the little group were living in a city somewhere on a planet. Dominic of course was the bartender along with The Other Guy. In fact they all had jobs there as it was a bar that Critic’s British cousin had opened. Nella and Board James were sitting at the counter chatting as Luther was mingling with the crowd.
Luther was sweet talking a couple of girls who apparently though the fact that he was more or less an immortal was hot when he spotted a guy coming in the door out of the corner of his eye. He did a double take as the guy looked familiar to him. It was a member of the Critic Faction, Linkara to be exact. He watched until said man was somewhere on the other side of the bar.
“I’m sorry to cut this conversation short but.....let just say something came up alright,” Luther said before running up to the counter. Nella and The Other Guy were there but BJ and Dominic wasn’t.
“Do you guys know where BJ went? I just saw Linkara walk in,” Luther asked in a noticeably worried tone.
“I know, we both saw him,” Nella anwsered
“He went over there to help Dominic with the drinks,” The Other Guy pointed in front of him as Luther went off to find the two.
“There you motherfuckers are! BJ we have to leave now!”
“What! Why?” BJ protested after finishing setting the drinks down at the table behind him,
“Linkara just came in.”
“So..”
“Linkara! As in a fucking member of the goddamn Critic Faction! I don’t want any problems to get started or him shooting your body full of holes!”
“Why would he fucking do that Luther...” BJ admittedly didn’t see why Linkara would kill him. He wasn’t a member of either of the factions.
“Because you look like the fucking leader of the Nerd Faction!”
“He’s right, it would be safer if you two leave.” Dominic interjected, “I’ll call you when its safe to come back,”
“But...but I don’t even wear the same stuff that he does! I don’t even wear glasses!”
“You‘ll look close enough to him! Now get your ass moving!”
“What about my shift, it just started!” BJ said, as Luther started to dragged him towards the entrance of the bard.
“I’ll get Nella to cover for you, now go. I will call you two when he leaves,” Dominic stated as he watched the Nerd’s twin get pulled by the arm by Luther as they both left the place.
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About a year after the Battle of Santa Muerte, Board James found himself walking down the sidewalk dressed in a button down white t-shirt and khaki pants. In other words he was dressing up as his twin brother as he wanted to at least try something that day, talk to the leader of the Critic Faction and try to get him to pretty much stop the fighting. He hasn’t told the others though as he left before any of them woke up.
He turned the corner to a large warehouse where he heard the Critic might be there. What he was planning to do there he didn’t know, but all he knew was that he wanted to talk to him pretending to be his older by only a minute brother. He didn’t know someone else would be mindless walking around in his own thoughts in there that day.
“Critic! I, the fucking Nerd, demand to speak to you!” BJ yelled out after having kicked open the door.
He let the door close as he walked along the wall. There was various things scattered around the warehouse, tables, boxes, BJ kept walking around the huge place calling out the Critic’s name before hearing a voice behind him.
“The Critic disappeared right after the battle,” The voice froze BJ in place for a second or two.
Truth be told he had been really nervous and sweating about the whole thing he was doing. It probably didn’t help that the Nerd had his shield off when BJ turned around. The Nerd looked different enough that he though it was someone else at first.
“Ahhhhhh! Please don’t fucking kill me!” BJ stumbled back though some discarded boxes and up against the wall
The others had came bursting in just as the Nerd started yelling at his twin.
“One, I’m not going to kill you....two...what the goddamn fucking cock sucking shit eating bull fucking hell are you doing!”
BJ flinched at his voice as he got closer, trapping him there at the spot he was standing. Strangely that reminded him of all those times Nerd would get angry like that during their teenage years. It was usually out of love and well being the protective guy he is.
“I was going to talk to the Critic and...and get him to stop the fighting...” BJ then explained, He was still sweating.
“Do you fucking realized how goddamn fucking risky that is?” Nerd stated sternly, “Critic would’ve most likely...maimed you by now!” By now the Nerd had his hands on BJ’s shoulders, shaking him a bit.
“The other four were just standing in slilence a few feet away, watching.
“I...I had to try ok..I...”
“The Critic keeps forgetting I even have a twin brother!” Nerd yelled, as he was on the verge of tears, “I just...I though you were..I mean...did you escape?”
“I wasn’t even kidnapped, The Other Guy over there...” BJ then pointed to him as said guy waved when the Nerd looked over to see the others standing there, “had stole a weaken version of the immortality potion,”
The Nerd stood there looking at the group as they looked at his visible robotic parts that were added to him during the experimentations.
“I have to fucking say....your badass points just went up 1000,” Luther said, holding a shotgun over his shoulder.
The Nerd laughed as BJ said something in agreement.
“So...um what you said before...about the Critic...” The Other Guy started before Nerd cutting him off,
“Yeah, I’m sorry to say I don’t know where he is. No one knows, he disappeared right after Santa Muerte,” Nerd explained as The Other Guy just let out a soft, sad, “oh” as Dominic gave him some soothing words.
“What about my BFF?” Nella then asked,
“Don’t know. I wouldn’t try and contact her. In fact I don’t want any of you to try and contact the others. They lost to much of their fucking humanity.” Nerd then turned to BJ who had been standing next to him, “...and you’re the one at the most risk here,”
“Why?”
“You look exactly like me..well minus the glasses. My fucking point is not only the moron from Chicago but everyone seems to fucking forget that you exist,” The Nerd pulled his twin into a hug, “Any one of them sees you, they’ll open fire before asking questions
“Plus I’m more of a....as Luther puts it...a pussy than you,”
“Nah the way I see it you just away been more alert.” Nerd then broke the hug as he looked at his brother before getting out another holographic shield from his back pocket, “..so what I want for you to do is go to a repair place and have them put a hologram of someone from the past. I mean the distant past and turn it on when you’re in public.”
BJ took the device and looked at it for a second before looking back up, “...but wait...can’t we just moved to a planet that’s on the other side of the universe or something?”
“That won’t fucking be enough! You wouldn’t know if any of the others would be on that planet or not! Especially Ask That Guy and Insano. I will fucking tear Ask That Guy apart and rip out his organs if he ever got his hands on you,” He then turned to face The Other Guy, “No offense,”
“None taken. I hate his guts and wished he didn’t existed every second of every day.” The Other Guy simply said. The Nerd turned back to face BJ.
“Plus the cops...you do know that the experiments are illegal right?”
“Yeah, have been for many decades now.”
“The cops might even think you’re me, so I want you to choose someone...preferably 20 or 21st centuries hell even the 23rd would be fine! Just pick someone from either one of those eras or earlier and use that as a disguise in public, you got that?”
“Yeah. I even though of someone...the famous pop singer and gay rights activist Lance Bass!”
“Now you’ll fucking look just like an Albino Mississippian!” Luther bantered, causing the twins to look at their cousin for a second.
Nerd just chuckled, “Alright, do you know a place where you can get that done?”
“Oh that’ll be easy, Nella and Dominic have been fooling around, making various things with the technology and stuff.”
“It’s kinda our hobby. Had been for a few decades,” Nella explained, “We’ll can get it working for him in at least 2 days.”
“Good, now I want you to promise me you will use that disguise in public,”
“Yes I will use it big brother,” BJ said as he and the Nerd hugged each other for the second time, “Do you think we’ll meet each other again?”
“We will someday,”
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It was about 42 years before the Last Battle was to take place and Xana was trying to get the door to her dad’s dressing room open. The sounds of crying were coming out.
“Dad? Come out! The shows about to start and......wait are you ok?
The door opened causing Xana to stumpled in and pushed into the chair by her red from crying father,
“Xana honey, your uncle BJ just died. In fact the all of the Rogue Immortals save for Luther and Nella’s daughter had died,” the half immortal girl was looking at him with disbelief and shock, “The potion they used ran out and......and they rapidly aged and died a painful death,”
Xana then started to cry at the news as they both hugged each other. It would be 20 minutes before they came out.
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Somewhere in another time and universe, after well the 4th time the Critic went into the past to stop the war, the Nerd was at the Ukraine adopting a little girl while his boyfriend, the Critic was at Vermont adopting a little boy. The orphanages that the kids were from were on the verge of bankruptcy and the people in charge had put out a plea for someone to adopt the kids and the two boys wanted to raise some children.
It was about a week later on the first day with the kids that the Nerd got a sense of deja vu. They were sitting on the couch watching Never Ending Story 3 on request of the two kids when he noticed it.
“...Critic, this...might sound pretty fucking weird but it feels like I met them before...”
“Really? I mean are you sure you not just..,,”
“No I mean I feel like I did known them...in another place...” The little 6 year old kids had fell asleep on his lap and the Critic was just staring at him.
“How many beers did you fucking have?”
“Five but doesn’t mean...”
“Yeah, yeah....its also 11pm. I’m going to bed.” Critic said, as he got up. The Nerd just kept staring at the TV.
“I’ll be there in a minute,”
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