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Title: More tales from the F!V
Pair: Nerd/Critic
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine and their might be some typos. Also italics means speaking in another language. Oh yeah thank you Cracked.com and iusedtobelieve.com for ideas XD
Robots and Traffics Lights
Critic and Insano were in Minnesota the day after the Lord Vyce fight. Spoony and the Nerd were out doing an appearance somewhere leaving the other two to go see how Linkara is doing. The three were outside just standing in the snow when a random person came up to the three boys asking for directions.
“Excuse me, I’m sorta new in this town, do you know where this address is?” The person showed them the little paper.
“We just passed that place, you go down the street, pass the robot and it’ll be the second one...”
“Wait...did you say robot? D...did he happened to look like me?” Linkara uttered out, getting all tense.
“No! It’s tall and green...”
“VYCE!” Linkara then brought out his gun and started running in the other direction while screaming while Critic and Insano started laughing. The random person just started walking away from them.
“....amber light and a red light...” Critic’s voice faded out as Linkara started running all over the place.
“Hahahaha, you’re talking about traffics lights aren’t you?”
“Maybe,”
“This is fun to watch,” Insano stated. They both laughed as a certain comic book reviewer was running around trying to look for Vyce.
Philly Cheesesteak
The Nerd and Critic were walking one day down the street one day with Ask That Guy behind them. The Nerd was looking around the place before the feeling of hunger came up,
“You know, I think I’m fucking craving for a fucking Phlly Cheesesteak right now,” He looked at the Critic as they all stopped on the sidewalk.
“But I don’t think they make them down here fuckshit,”
“I can get some for all of us,” Ask That Guy piped in. He was met with disbelief stares.
“and how may I fucking ask?” Critic replied, “...we’re across the ocean from goddamn Philadelphia!”
Critic’s twin just smiled as he started walking towards the nearest sandwich place as the other two followed. About a few minutes later, the fucking Nerd and the twins found themselves sitting down at a table with the said food.
“So how, may I fucking ask...”
“You don’t wanna know! Trust me,” The Critic stated, as they all enjoyed their lunch.
Sour Milk
“So um Critic what is this stuff again?” Linkara asked.
The Critic and Insano had come back via teleporter from Cape Town and he had brought some stuff. Among the things he brought was well pretty much flavored sour milk. Spoony, Linkara and the Nerd were standing in the kitchen as Critic was handing everyone a glass.
“Amasi,” Critic answered, as everyone tried it. The Nerd though had a feeling what was coming next, due to the grin the Critic’s face.
“So what are they exactly?” Spoony asked,
“Sour milk,”
Spoony and Linkara suddenly spitted out said drink while Insano just did a double take. The scientist then shrugged and drank the whole thing while the Nerd started laughing out loud.
“Ahh..I like it,” Insano said,
“Of course you’ll like it! You’re insane!” Spoony retorted.
“Oh shut up mister I like anchovies on pizza!”
“You sworn never to tell!”
Spoony had yelled at his twin while everybody else couldn’t contained their laughter.
To Cheer up a Nerd
Nerd was feeling down one day, so he was just laying on the couch watching tv. The Critic didn’t really know why he was down, he had just got back from doing a crossover with the Chick and Linkara earlier that day. He just stood in the living room watching the Nerd before getting an idea.
He went over, sat down and started singing the theme song in his native language,
“...he’s gonna take you back to the past....to play some shitty games that suck ass...”
The Nerd just looked at him and finally smiled while starting to chuckle. He started singing along in English feeling happy for the first time all day.
Nerd loves Foreign Boys
The Critic had returned home from running errands all over Philadelphia leaving two hours for the Nerd to do his own thing. He had finished editing the latest review and afterwards immediately went into the deep secret parts of his computer. He opened a file containing pics and sound files, which he got so into that he didn’t hear Critic coming down the stairs to the basements.
“Nerd? Fuckshit are you ok?” Critic called out as he was hearing the gamer moan.
It was only after he looked around the wall at the base of the steps that he saw that yep he was masturbating. He starting laughing to himself before curiosity as to what he was doing it too took over him.
He listened only for a second to realize that the Nerd was listening to some audio coming from the computer. An audio of a foreign voice with an accent and it wasn’t even in English. The Critic couldn’t help but giggle, he knew his husband had a foreign fetish but it still made him laugh.
After a few minutes the Critic brought the Nerd into being frozen in surprised as he came out into the room standing in front of him. The Nerd then started having a hard time hiding his erection when the Critic started speaking with an accent, and in his native language no less.
“So this is what you fucking do when I’m gone huh?” Critic smiled as the Nerd kept squirming around, “you got it bad don’t you?”
The Critic put the laptop aside as he kept speaking. The Nerd could only guess what he was saying as he pushed the American down onto the couch.
“What the fucking hell are you waiting for? Fuck me you ass eating shitstain!”
“Gladly,”
On some beach, somewhere
The Critic and the Nerd were walking down a sandy beach somewhere stinking drunk. It was late afternoon and they were both holding each other up, or trying to keep each other up.
“Crap I think I forgot where we are!” Critic stated causing the Nerd to laugh
“Um....I would have to say....fucking California,” Nerd stated after looking around for a second.
“No I don’t think so. Cape..uhh...something....aww screw it!”
“Cape Cod!” Nerd yelled out, “...and that’s the Massachusetts goddamn state flag!”
Nerd was pointing to of course the South African flag somewhere in the distance.
“No you’re wrong.....its umm crap....oh I got it! That’s the Minnesotan state flag!” Critic announced happily, “We’re in Minnesota!”
“The Bullshit State!” Nerd added laughing. he had heard that “endearing” nickname for the state from Insano one time who then got it from a book.
“Ok so we’re in Cape Cod, Minnesota right?” Critic was looking at the Nerd with a drunken look on his face, “We should go visit Linkara!”
“That’s a great piece of fucking shit idea! To that fuckwad’s house!” Nerd yelled as the two boys then ran off to find “Linkara’s house”
Hours later and somewhere in Arizona with Spoony, Linkara had gotten a phone call from The Other Guy.
“So what happened exactly?” Linkara had asked.
“From what Ask That Guy told me, Nerd and Critic got super drunk and thought they were in Minnesota,”
“...and they tried to visit me I’m guessing?”
“They scared an old person half to death who then called the cops, spent the night in jail and Ask That Guy bailed them out.”
Linkara couldn’t help but laugh on the other line.
Pair: Nerd/Critic
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine and their might be some typos. Also italics means speaking in another language. Oh yeah thank you Cracked.com and iusedtobelieve.com for ideas XD
Robots and Traffics Lights
Critic and Insano were in Minnesota the day after the Lord Vyce fight. Spoony and the Nerd were out doing an appearance somewhere leaving the other two to go see how Linkara is doing. The three were outside just standing in the snow when a random person came up to the three boys asking for directions.
“Excuse me, I’m sorta new in this town, do you know where this address is?” The person showed them the little paper.
“We just passed that place, you go down the street, pass the robot and it’ll be the second one...”
“Wait...did you say robot? D...did he happened to look like me?” Linkara uttered out, getting all tense.
“No! It’s tall and green...”
“VYCE!” Linkara then brought out his gun and started running in the other direction while screaming while Critic and Insano started laughing. The random person just started walking away from them.
“....amber light and a red light...” Critic’s voice faded out as Linkara started running all over the place.
“Hahahaha, you’re talking about traffics lights aren’t you?”
“Maybe,”
“This is fun to watch,” Insano stated. They both laughed as a certain comic book reviewer was running around trying to look for Vyce.
Philly Cheesesteak
The Nerd and Critic were walking one day down the street one day with Ask That Guy behind them. The Nerd was looking around the place before the feeling of hunger came up,
“You know, I think I’m fucking craving for a fucking Phlly Cheesesteak right now,” He looked at the Critic as they all stopped on the sidewalk.
“But I don’t think they make them down here fuckshit,”
“I can get some for all of us,” Ask That Guy piped in. He was met with disbelief stares.
“and how may I fucking ask?” Critic replied, “...we’re across the ocean from goddamn Philadelphia!”
Critic’s twin just smiled as he started walking towards the nearest sandwich place as the other two followed. About a few minutes later, the fucking Nerd and the twins found themselves sitting down at a table with the said food.
“So how, may I fucking ask...”
“You don’t wanna know! Trust me,” The Critic stated, as they all enjoyed their lunch.
Sour Milk
“So um Critic what is this stuff again?” Linkara asked.
The Critic and Insano had come back via teleporter from Cape Town and he had brought some stuff. Among the things he brought was well pretty much flavored sour milk. Spoony, Linkara and the Nerd were standing in the kitchen as Critic was handing everyone a glass.
“Amasi,” Critic answered, as everyone tried it. The Nerd though had a feeling what was coming next, due to the grin the Critic’s face.
“So what are they exactly?” Spoony asked,
“Sour milk,”
Spoony and Linkara suddenly spitted out said drink while Insano just did a double take. The scientist then shrugged and drank the whole thing while the Nerd started laughing out loud.
“Ahh..I like it,” Insano said,
“Of course you’ll like it! You’re insane!” Spoony retorted.
“Oh shut up mister I like anchovies on pizza!”
“You sworn never to tell!”
Spoony had yelled at his twin while everybody else couldn’t contained their laughter.
To Cheer up a Nerd
Nerd was feeling down one day, so he was just laying on the couch watching tv. The Critic didn’t really know why he was down, he had just got back from doing a crossover with the Chick and Linkara earlier that day. He just stood in the living room watching the Nerd before getting an idea.
He went over, sat down and started singing the theme song in his native language,
“...he’s gonna take you back to the past....to play some shitty games that suck ass...”
The Nerd just looked at him and finally smiled while starting to chuckle. He started singing along in English feeling happy for the first time all day.
Nerd loves Foreign Boys
The Critic had returned home from running errands all over Philadelphia leaving two hours for the Nerd to do his own thing. He had finished editing the latest review and afterwards immediately went into the deep secret parts of his computer. He opened a file containing pics and sound files, which he got so into that he didn’t hear Critic coming down the stairs to the basements.
“Nerd? Fuckshit are you ok?” Critic called out as he was hearing the gamer moan.
It was only after he looked around the wall at the base of the steps that he saw that yep he was masturbating. He starting laughing to himself before curiosity as to what he was doing it too took over him.
He listened only for a second to realize that the Nerd was listening to some audio coming from the computer. An audio of a foreign voice with an accent and it wasn’t even in English. The Critic couldn’t help but giggle, he knew his husband had a foreign fetish but it still made him laugh.
After a few minutes the Critic brought the Nerd into being frozen in surprised as he came out into the room standing in front of him. The Nerd then started having a hard time hiding his erection when the Critic started speaking with an accent, and in his native language no less.
“So this is what you fucking do when I’m gone huh?” Critic smiled as the Nerd kept squirming around, “you got it bad don’t you?”
The Critic put the laptop aside as he kept speaking. The Nerd could only guess what he was saying as he pushed the American down onto the couch.
“What the fucking hell are you waiting for? Fuck me you ass eating shitstain!”
“Gladly,”
On some beach, somewhere
The Critic and the Nerd were walking down a sandy beach somewhere stinking drunk. It was late afternoon and they were both holding each other up, or trying to keep each other up.
“Crap I think I forgot where we are!” Critic stated causing the Nerd to laugh
“Um....I would have to say....fucking California,” Nerd stated after looking around for a second.
“No I don’t think so. Cape..uhh...something....aww screw it!”
“Cape Cod!” Nerd yelled out, “...and that’s the Massachusetts goddamn state flag!”
Nerd was pointing to of course the South African flag somewhere in the distance.
“No you’re wrong.....its umm crap....oh I got it! That’s the Minnesotan state flag!” Critic announced happily, “We’re in Minnesota!”
“The Bullshit State!” Nerd added laughing. he had heard that “endearing” nickname for the state from Insano one time who then got it from a book.
“Ok so we’re in Cape Cod, Minnesota right?” Critic was looking at the Nerd with a drunken look on his face, “We should go visit Linkara!”
“That’s a great piece of fucking shit idea! To that fuckwad’s house!” Nerd yelled as the two boys then ran off to find “Linkara’s house”
Hours later and somewhere in Arizona with Spoony, Linkara had gotten a phone call from The Other Guy.
“So what happened exactly?” Linkara had asked.
“From what Ask That Guy told me, Nerd and Critic got super drunk and thought they were in Minnesota,”
“...and they tried to visit me I’m guessing?”
“They scared an old person half to death who then called the cops, spent the night in jail and Ask That Guy bailed them out.”
Linkara couldn’t help but laugh on the other line.
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I just imagined him seducing the sandwich owner and then.....something involving a meat cleaver, a dead sandwich shop owner, and lots and lots of seasoning.
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I wish i knew what the south afrian version fo the avgn theme would found like XD